Haha Bob, i never said i was a dr..besides.. wouldn't you be happier just munching away on that bacon?

and i'm sure it's all fine.. *looks at ground to hide the fact it's not believed*

ooh hi!.. see bob..i think that's a sign you should continue ..

Edited at 11:26 Mon 5/05/08 (BST)

Hey Paula you can have what's left over of mine, suddenly I'm not hungry for them...

I would be Mel, but the longer I have to enjoy them in future, the better!

You're not a doctor? But you use such big words! :O

Heyyyyyyyy.. Ohh goody *Claps* So, what exactly is left of urs Bob??

*points to crumbs, and one bite worth left* umm.. enjoy Paula?..

However, i wouldn't if i were you..looks like they have been sitting here a while..hehe or maybe that's just the way Bob's cooking looks

Edited at 11:42 Mon 5/05/08 (BST)

*Looks at the crumbs..then @ Bob*

WELL!




Psssssssssssst Mel, bet he makes some more, he loves bacon!

A fresh batch coming right up Paula And these are all for her Mel, I can take advice...

*does Paula a HUGE plate of butties* there you go

Edited at 11:47 Mon 5/05/08 (BST)

YUMMY! All for me?


Hmmmmmmmmmmmm og god Bob ur the best bacon butty maker in the world!

*Enjoys her buttys and washes her plate*

Right u two, am off for a shower and i think i'll tidy our cabin.. Stells a scruff!


Cya Laters..oh and thanks for the buttys bob..

*Mouths* Pssssssst i saved ya one!



*heads off laughing*














(Cya later lol)

Hear that Mel? My cooking is actually tasty, so there! Wanna try one, there appears to be one left - just for you

Umm.. er...ahh..alright... *thinks to self* if this is as bad as i'm expecting i'm going to get Paula back for leaving one butty. (Yay! ideas for revenge for making me taste Bobby's food)

well.. here goes nothing.. *chomp*

Well? What do you think? *stands nearby wringing hands*

*Gulps down the bite she just took with great difficulty*

umm.. i'm glad there's other food on the BC Bob..

But...well.. it wasn't the WORST thing i've ever tried Bobby.. However, it wasn't Magnificent enough for me to stop teasing you about you cooking abilites.

What does a guy have to do around here to impress you? The food around here was never gonna be 5-star now, was it!

Seeing as it's so bad, how about showing me how it's done?

Bob, i'm an aussie.. before i got on the BC , i had never actually heard of this English.. umm.. er..delight before..

so.. i wouldn't know where to begin in making a bacon butty.. i could make other things.. ausse food! pick something that doesn't originate from England! and it's done

You put bacon... in a roll... with butter/brown sauce/ketchup... *sighs*

I didn't mean butties anyway, I meant cooking in general Just pick a dish, any dish

Brown sauce?? =O..haha you don't even know what it is!then you wonder why i fear your cooking.. lol bob! tomato sauce, not ketchup..

okay bob!.. next time we reach land.. i'll do the shopping at cook a feast the whole of the BC will melt at! agreed?

I don't know what brown sauce is? In that case, do tell you say Sauce, I say Ketchup - they're the same thing!

That sounds like a good deal - it means I don't have to do anything I'll hold you to it now

*Returns after a good clean out*

That cabin was sooooooo scruffed up with that Stella the git! Talking of which...Him and Tids?? They sneaked off have they? HUH Bet they have!

Sooooo..*wanders over to Mel and Bob* Whats on todays agenda then?

*Looks at Bob*.. what is on the agenda today?.. oh oh. pick something fun! and original Bobby!

*Looks @ Mel*

"Cha asking HIM For??" huh icon..

*Folds arms and waits to see what HE decides"

Well, men are here to make the decisions Paula - wouldn't want to worry your pretty little head about what we're going to do

Erm, we could... no. How about...? Nah...

Well, I'm out of ideas... Mel?