Carried on from last one guys (it reached its limit )

*panicks at the thought of leaving essentials on the boat, and rapidly recovers them into his pockets.See's caiti sweeping, and mari dancing with the broom*

*thinks* - ah well, she'll have more fun with it than me

Hi caiti, hiya mari, cant stay gotta run ha!

*carrys on sprinting and jumps onto back of speedboat with can in hand*

Bars ahoy stella my man!

This is a link to the first 'STEP RIGHT UP FOR MR_GUEVARA's BOOZE CRUISE' thread: http://www.funkypool.com/viewTopic.do?topicid=6264&page=1

Edited by forum moderator pool_life, at 14:19 Thu 2/08/07 (BST)

(guys we have to remember that each thread has a limit now of 2000 posts)



ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH Ste be careful FS

why has it this isn't the same

(ano pooly will be a little diff, but still a laugh)


*sits on boat ready to sail off*

Well lets go stella ya slow coach!

*waves bye to the captain*

toodles! have fun

*continues to boogie with the broom and starts to sing*

Okey Dokey fasten ya seat belts, ben have ya got mari *looks around* Yep..........*speeds of to shore*

Wont be long peeps *pushes forward throttle, as the front of the boat lifts up of the water*

Woooooohoooooo, watch ya hair guevara ya tart, it a bit windy !!!(PMFSL)

So ya all left me luckily i got amazing immagrant skills, and pop up from the place where nobody expects there to be someon

*keeps hands on head to keep hair in place*

Watch this wind stell...dont want my image roughing up for those bar-lurking women


*see's coast not too far off*

Woo...nearly there!!!

*swings hips like it's 1999*

*notices the captain frantically swinging his hips from afar*

lol woooo! i hope he doesnt break anything...poor ladies will miss out if he does

*is tired of dancing with the broom all day so decides to lay down for a nap*

*makes sure not to break anything valuable to women and swings for a further 3 minutes*

*magically hears the broom hit the deck from miles away*

Hmm mari must of stopped dancing

- make sure you have a quilt out there luv, there's midgies that'll bite ya.


You ok there BB? *see's him getting a bit too excited at the back of the speedboat*

(psst we still on the speedboat..pmfsl)

Its your fella who drives like a snail!

(No omg pmfsll i meant in the story are we still on it,,,,,,oh pmslllllllllllllllll, nvm dozy hole haha


*sits up and looks out to sea*


Oi Guevara, how long we gunna be on this boat?

(hahaha I thought ya was complainin ha!)

I dunno luv, shouldn't be long now, I'd say about twenty minutes til we hit sand.

*takes out telescope and sees the bars all lit up with hula-girls dancing around*

Woo! Cant wait...*swigs rum from flask*

(I know ya did i pmsl when i read, i was like duuuuuur Lyons!hahaha)


Ohhhh *claps*

Lets see...

*Nudges Ste* " Hurry up, Gizza go of that"

*lets paula hold telescope (sts) and puts hand over the lends unknowingly*

You see anything yet then paula?

*Closes one eye(sts), squints with the other*

Its all black!

*moves telescope turns it round, wipes the lens and tries again*



OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I see bars! lots of bars!

*wakes up from her nap*

hmmm...what to do..what to do...

*looks to see if she can still spot the speed boat*

kinda looks like it stopped...i hope they're all okay...oh well

*puts on her bikini and takes a dip in the pool*

* Puts the telescope down *


Any drink on this boat???

Yh some rum here paula!

*hands it over*

*takes telescope and see's mari in sea*

I'm ok for now folks, happy looking at the scenery