*gets the barbie fired up*

right...............*rubs hands together*
whos go the grub for this little furnace?
.............woaaaaah paula, dont stand so close......ooops too late, here this will help
*passes paula a make up pencil thingy so she can draw new eyebrows in*
they will grow back soon, dont worry *refrains from laffing*

*chalks up a hopscotch game on the deck*

Anyone got a stone?



Edited at 22:47 Sat 19/04/08 (BST)

OI! Nothing wrong with the brows..*Grabs lil mirra and has a look* Yep looking good Paula..

Food..Food..Wheres the food?

Stone? Ya want a stone? am not playing Hopscotch in these heels HUH!

*looks at heels*

didnt we say....no bloody heels on deck?, they make a reet mess of the woodwork.....boat pumps or flatsoft soled shoes only, now go and take them off...this minute young lady (sounding all daddy like now)
*stands firm with outstretched straight arm in direction of paulas cabin*

well well jump to it...NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWW!

*Walks gracefully in killer heels reeeeeeeeally slow across the deck*

SHOUTS.."STELL LIKES ME WEARING THEM!

*Goes in Cabin and Slams door shout*

pspspspsps Stella baby

WELL I DONT............but come friday night and i like to errr dress up sts

*looks at deck to make sure surface is smooooth as tids charm*

*rows back up to the BC with lots of goodies (as ordered)* *shouts at the BC hoping someone will hear me and help with the bags of food and booze*

*smells the scent of sizzling meat* Mmmm! the scent a carnivore would die for!

*Hears Mel and wakes up*

*Pecks his paula lightly on the cheek, and gets up to do his excercise*

Hup two three, down two three.....then the other sock...lmao

*Sticks head out of cabin door and shouts*

Hang on Melly, be there now *sniffs* who's cooking??

*goes over to give melly a hand with the SKOPPING
*

Edited at 12:41 Sun 20/04/08 (BST)

(What happened to out Barby???? lol)



*goes to help Mel put the goodies away and starts to cook*

Leaves a load of sausage on toast, and bacon on toast, at the ready for pppl to help themselves*

(Dunno bab, lmao)

*Helps himself to a large Sausage and Bacon toasted sarnie* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm scrummy. Thanx bab.

*Sits by table and reads paper*

OH last day today shipmates, we haul anchor at Eight bells, make sure your back on the ship!!

*Sings*

We're off to see the Bobby, the wonderful Bobby of Oz!

PMSLLLLLLLLLLLL

*Looks at Stell like hes lost the plot*

Aw Lovely singin bab ((


Anyway.. i need to top this tan up...*Rubs one arm*



*SUNBATHES*

What time do you want turning bab?

Tell you what, i'll give you a nudge when i get back from my swim ok?

*Takes a run towards the bow off the ship, on to the gangplank, and soars salmon like, doin a triple front somersault, with 2 and a 1/2 twists, and majestically enters the water with the minimum of spalshes*

*Swims*

The minimum of WHAT? Lmao SEE? S'not only me yanno!


*Turns onto her belly*

Oh poo!! LMAOOOOOOOOOO @ you!! (Shhh dont tell JoJo bab)

*Returns from swim*

OH! Your nearly done there bab (sts) do ya need some more cream

*dries hair with towel, and heads for the shower*

Damn sea salt!!

(Aw I wont bab )) icon)

Yeah go on please..rub it in


*Sighs* This is the life.......

(YOU GIT!!) Lmaooooooooooooo

*Rubs cream into his Paula's back*

ewwwwwwwww now i got mucky hands!!
*Heads for sink, to have a wash*

Jeeeees the things i do for that girl *tuts*

*Washes*

*Wakes, shivering, after fallin asleep while sunbathing yesterday..goes for a nice warm shower and then lays on her bed*

*walks on deck singing*

Oh what a beautiful mooooorning, oh what a beautigul dayyyyyyyyyyyy..............

Oh the joys of the southern hemisphere........*shouts*

WAKEY WAKEEEEEERRRRRRRRYEEEE TIME TO UP ANCHOR FOLKS AND HEAD ON

*gets out name register ready*

Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeez! Am up Am up

*Sways on deck and sits at the table leaning on her hand waiting for the others, so we can set off*



Who's doing brekky??

Gooood morning Paula on this fine day, ive done a register check over night and we are all present and correct......boy.....some of you lot dont half snore.....and stella....well i wont repeat the convo he had in his sleep....but the name Dolly was mentioned and wellies too...very odd......anyway moving on...ive done brekky its all piled up on the hot plate, ill serve up, what do ya fancy, we have everything your heart desires......and a lot of things your heart definantly doesnt
Kettles on, so brew time soon

*walks along the deck in search of civilisation/life* *tumbleweed* alright, that's it!.. time for the BC to become a BC! no more of this ghost shipness!

*runs off to one of the rooms, finds a radio and heads up to the bridge* *thinks to self* Ooohhhh this is going to be fun!

*grabs the microphone and turs up the music.. with the song 'U Can't Touch This' - by Mc Hammer playing* WOO! *begins to dance on the bridge* this will get you all up! and force you get out of your secluded cabins you isolated little hermits!

*attempts to read the coordinates as to where we are, considering it feels as if we've been floating aimlessly for a week*