ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hrs later falls into bed next her stell


zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*Wakes up and yawns*

Jeeeeeeees what on earth is that smell??
*Turns and faces his Paula*

Bloody hell..........YOU STINK!!
Oiiiiiiii *nudges* ya bloody drunken git Gerrrooofffffffff me....pheewwweeeeeeeeee

*Gets up and heads for a shower*







(pmsl)

(oh lmao)

*Wakes in an empty bed, stretches*

"STEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL!! Where are ya bab? STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL!!!?!?!


Huh gather am not getting breakfast in bed...


*Showers and wraps a towel round herself and her head and goes on deck to make a cuppa and some toast...takes it back to the cabin, gets dried and sticks sum shorty PJ's on and slips back into bed*

*gets a boat and heads for mainland for a wander around*

*Wakes after 2 days*

Oi! *Nudges Stell* What the heck was in them drinks you brought in??

After showering etc..*wanders onto a very quiet, but scorching hot deck*


Phewwwwwwwww...

*Makes a nice cold jug of OJ*

*Wakes up and rubs his errrr sore ribs*

*mutters* Bloody Paula nudging me the git

*Stumbles on deck, wrapped in his towel, clutching his bottle of "Strawberries and cream" Alberto Balsom, and heads for the shower*

*Sniffs* I know that smell!

*Follows the S & C smell and ends up in The shower room with Stell*

Ohhhhhhhh need ya back washing bab?

*Makes a quick exit after he farts*

SMELLY GIT

*Goes to lay down for an hour*

*staggeringly heads back to the ship in the inflatable dinghy holding aloft a fine bottle of African Whisky......dinghy crashes into side of boat and bounces backwards, eventually after several drunken attempts, parks the dinghy alongside and moores it up, staggers on deck to a sunbathing paula*

Hey....hic! Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaala-cha-cha-chaaaaaaa.........wheresh sheveryone go-o-o-o-ne

*head wobbles, eyes roll around there sockets, tids collapses in a drunken heap*

Thud!

*wakes up with a stinking hangover and lying in spilt whisky....starts to lick the remnants off the deck like an alcoholic would desperately do, when suddenly a sharp pain travels up his tongue*

Owwww ssshhhhhhhhiiii.....ooot

*takes out a splinter and gets up puts kettle on and takes a shower*

TIIIIIIDS! Ur a smelly git you yanno!

*Mops the remains of the spilt Whiskey*

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Why am i the only one who ever cleans round here?

*Throws the mop down and storms off to make a cuppa*

(SHOUTS) " An i dnt know where ya'll hiding but you can all get ya backside out here and get this ship cleaned up"


HUH!

*sings happily in the shower*

*Shouts* AM WAITIN TIDS! YA CANT STAY IN THE SHOWER FOREVER YANNO!!






(Edited due to Spelling and soft lad noticing!)

Edited at 17:59 Fri 18/04/08 (BST)

SKOWER???OMG LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*Shouts* Is it hot in that skower tids????

*Rolls around on the deck LHAOOOOOOO*

Never mind Paula we can go SKOPPING tomorrow!! ))

















(I've WEED)

(Oh Shurrup! Lmao)


*Storms over to Stell, whos laffing and rolling round*


OI! An i dunno what YOUR laffing at..cos ur helpin him tidy up!

*gets out of shower(eventually) and gets dressed , walks on deck and says*

Paula will you SKUT UP for heavens sake,
*looks in the sea*
Oh looook a sckool of fish

think im gonna go to the toilet to have a SKIT
put the shettle on will ya?

*comes out of the kitchen after having made breakfast, and decides that going for a walk on the beach is the best thing to do after seeing jsg yelling, and stell rolling around laughing as if he's trying to make his explode..*

*His spirit finally returns to his body. Awakes from a coma-like state. Goes in search of... you guessed it... food!*

(Lmaooooooooo @ Tids post Skutup will ya!)

*Waves Mel off as she heads for a boat to take her to land...and shouts "Bring some goodies back chica!!"

Ohh Bobs in the kitchen..

Whatcha cooking?? 2nd thoughts..dont tell me. ill skip ur food!

Right, what we all up to today?? Can we have a barbie?? PWEEEZE *Puppy dog eyes*

*ears pric up*

Who said barbie?? Good idea......

*Nips off for a quick shower, and get smartened up for the evenings proceedings*

Hmmmm now where did i put that sailor suit

Ohh So we having a BARBIE then Yh? Eh? Are we?

*Claps excitidly*

*Runs off to get ready*