*throws out a message in a bottle for the crew to pick up, letting them know i have been abducted in a speedboat,taken to a hospital to have crabs removed and for someone to come and get me*

*stops talking to bob and looks out to see how tids is going* umm.. bob where did tids go?..

*runs over to side of boat to check if tids is there and finds a message in a bottle* *shouts to bob* BOB! look a message *climbs down side of boat using a rope ladder, then back up again* oh how cool is this?! *reads message* =O our captain has been captainnapped! *giggiles* he's getting his crabs removed at a hospital!

*runs over to paula's and stella's cabin* *bangs on door* wake up sleepy heads! stella stella stellaaaa (sorry couldn't resist ) as second in command i think you should know captian tids has been abducted! do we go and get him?.. or would you like to remain captain for now? perhaps..some mutiny wouldn't go astray ...

Edited at 01:09 Wed 2/04/08 (BST)

Mutiny? As in "on the Bounty? mmm.... bounty *drools*



*Wipes mouth* Sorry about that. I think we should rescue Tids post haste! We all know how awful Stell's navigating is!

*awaits in hospital to be rescued* Lmao at melz

Edited at 09:40 Wed 2/04/08 (BST)

hey bob! considering stella isn't doing anything about tids.. how about you an i go rescue el capitain?
*walks off to the little inflatable dinghy on the side of the BC*
bob! you get the food and drinks, i'll get this ready and then we'll go rescue tids

ohh and Bob!.. if you come back here having eaten all the food you were supposed to bring i will be very dissapointed!

*thinks to self* pfft, i'll be lucky if he manages to come back with crumbs! after all.. the trip from the kitchen to here is quite a distance

Aye aye Ma'am! *hurries off to kitchen to stock up for the journey... and packs some stuff to share with Mel too Hurries back to Mel who's getting ready to set sail*

See, I can help myself! *Hefts bag o' vittles aboard dinghy*

When do we leave captain?

as soon as we have a little game of "rock, scissors, paper" to see who does the rowing.

ooh one problem! which was is land?! bob considering i've just made you second in command in this little rescue mission do me a favour and go get some co-ordinates so we don't get lost and need rescuing ourselves!
*thinks* ooh if i was to be left alone on a dinghy with Bob i might have to attempt to swim back!.

oh darn! we also don't know what hospital he's at!oh well.. we'll wing it!

Right away ma'am *Returns to Ship, steals Stell's GPS, sneaks back to dinghy* Will this do? I'm sure Tids mention which hospital it was in his note, just check it again

=O are you questioning me Bob!?

*checks letter again*.. oh..*cough**cough* look theres it is..

lowers inflattable dinghy into ocean off we go!

come on then bob.. *begins rock, scissors, paper, and picks rock*

Me, question you? Never Captain! *Snaps off smart salute*

*Goes with old faithful... scissors*

Beat that!

*sits there in hospital, in pain clutching his sore bits still waiting to be rescued and mutters to himself*
I bet there pondering whos taking charge of the rescue now....hummmmph *rolls eyes*

AHA! rock beats scissors Bobby! now hop in the dinghy and lets rescue tids!
*munches away as she watches Bob struggle to row the boat* hey Bob, if you continue rowing this slowly we will run out of food before we hit land..

OH OH OH! BOB LOOK LAND HO!

*reach land* alright we best camouflage the dinghy in case someone pinches it! then we'll never get back to the BC and lets go get tids!
*covers dinghy with a tree branch or two by herself, as Bob is collapsed on the sand from exhaustion*.. don't worry Bob! on the wat back we'll get old tids to row back.. as a thank you for not leaving him here.

hmm.. hey! how about we see the sights of this lovely little island here.. tids hes waited a while.. he can wait a few more hours still.

*Slowly regains breath* Anything you say Captain *Wanders around island with Mel seeing sights* Well that was fun, what now?

*dum de dum , flirts outrageousely with the nurses who did a grand job on his sore bits*

Edited at 09:15 Fri 4/04/08 (BST)

*wanders on an eerily quiet deck and begins to tidy the table which has leftover foody bits everywhere going mouldy*

*washes all the plates,and starts to tidy around...finds a scrunched up note from Tids..*thinks* awwwww bless him and his crabs*

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh that'll be where Bob and Mel are..

*shouts* JIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL??? STEPHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?? Where are uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu???

*Sits down and relaxs, and lets her mind float to Stell..........smiles and closes her eyes*

*sits there in hospital hoping the BC is being looked after, starts to fret about the state its gonna be when he gets back, after all Paula can only do so much on her own, no cheeky and steph to help out.....Picks up a copy of The Beano and reads Minnie the minx*

*laffs to herself as she pictures Stell doing the SI*

Ummmmmmmmmmm maybe i shudnt relax, maybe i shud tidy up for when Tids gets back..

*Dons an Apron..one with pik of bikini-clad-fab figured-gal on it..gets the Marrigolds on and fills the mop bucket up, Puts a CD on and blasts it to get her in the dancy/tidy mood and starts to clean..singing as she does sooo..

(8)Woahhhhhhhhhhhhhh were half way there-air Woooo ohhhh Living On A Prayerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr..take my hand and we'll make it i swear-air wooooo ohhhh Living on Prayerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (8)

*Leaps in front of Paula, and does (SI)*

Ta da *shakes his thang*

Wooooooooooooooooo how ya doing baby, why are you cleaning??

Gimme that mop ya Soft Sal......!!!

*Idly mops deck in slow stokes (sts), whilst manfully slurping from his cold frosty one*

Go get them Marigolds off hun, they are doin you no favours bab, trust me (Shhhhhhhhh ok put them back on later !!)

*Mops deck*

ARGHHHHHHHHH! Cha do that forrrrrrrrrrrrr?? *Laffs as she takes her apron off*

Hey C'mere bab.. Put this apron on C'mon!

*Twirls Stell round and slips the apron on him, ties it and twirls him back around*

WOO WOO bab! Looking good there.. *kisses him and then goes to pour sum drinks*

*Looks in mirror and does SI Wooooooo*

Yh i do look good don't I??

*Does another twirl.......gets dizzy, puts foot in mop bucket and falls over...flinging mop up in the air*

Aaaargghhhhh !!!