*Smiles sweetly..knowing very well Tids is TTP*

Sooooo.......

*goes to wash her plate*


Whats on todays agenda Cap'n?

prepare for the leaving party i guess, im gonna spruce up later, but 1st im going to get the maid to prepare food from my larder.
But 1st wash up my mug and plate.
Can you ask stella to get the ale chilled etc as before and have a general tidy round, then we can get the tables out for the nosh and booze and then make a stage for the karaoke machine.

Do we have a lazer somwhere and strobe lighting?

Leaving Party??

*Slams tea towel down*

"WHAT LEAVING PARTY"


Well................

yer know......cheekys....where is she, its all gone veeeeery quiet, shes not jumped ship without saying 'owt has she? Its the captains parogotive to hand a leaving pressie over

SHE'S NOT LEAVING! She's going on a lil shoppin trip i think..woooooo to bring us all goodies back...

We can still have a partaaayyy tho

*Claps and jumps up and down*

Ok we will have a 'getting the shopping and goodies in' party

*Shouts too maid*
Molly......put the expensive stuff away, ill munch on it in my private quarters

*Does another Microlyte fly by* Sees little going on below....and flys off.

I swear, if i see that microlite again im gonna get my big gun out and.........im sure its a russian spy microlite

Here ya go Tidsy mate.......me bestest wabbiting gun!! wont be needing it here

*Hands Tids his shooter* (sts)

Ohhhhhh and btw ACTING Skipper, pfffft I admit chilling the ale is one of chief responsibilities....but, i am drawing the line at "general tidy up".....*looks at contract*

Yep!! just as i thought..... sweet nothing in there!!

*Goes off to chill aforementioned beverages*

*rolls eyes*

......I asked Paula you mop-head, management DONT clean.....*carries on clipping his toe nails*

where the heck did that one go?

*skips along the deck (wizard of oz style), arriving to see the festivities, or lack there of*

ooh not much happening this afternoon!, so when does this grand party i've been hearing about start?! about time there was some fun on this boat!

*walks past tids cutting his toe nails, and cringes, well watching in horror as she sees part of a toe nail land on a napping fellow cruise guest* =O Eww!! *walks off*

*heads off towards the cruise boat kitchen looking for sustinence, and then off to the boiler room for a game of poker or two*

*shouts to melz*

well you could get things started if you like....just do what you want here.

*puts socks back on and clears up toe clippings........except one*

*wakes up feeling much better*

Hello, World! What's this about a party? Will there be food?

*Heads off to kitchen...*

im waiting on paula to get her butt in gear.....meanwhile im off for a spot of fishing...you want to join me?

I'd love to tids but i've got some catching up to do... *eyes fridge* You know how it is

knock yeself out m8.......
*goes and catches some crabs*...(the crustacian variety lol)

*walks along the BC looking for signs of fun*

*takes a seat as she watches in amusement at tids struggling in his attempt to catch some crabs* (btw - < highly amusing! gave me quite a chuckle)

*sees bob come back with a couple of plates of food* hey bob, what do you think are the chances of our fine el capitan making an absolute fool of himself? hehe *pinches a bit of bobs food.. mmm, not bad*

Edited at 10:34 Tue 1/04/08 (BST)

Hey Mel

*aloud* Oh, he'd never do that, far too good a fisherman!

*mutters* I give it 5 minutes, tops

*Sits next to Mel, watching Tids and munching away*

*dives in with his snorkle gear onas no crabs are biting on the line.....after 15 minutes ( i had a mini air container) tids emerges, screaming in pain as crabs are attatched to his arms,legs and somewhere else*

arrrrrrrrrgh

*runs too melz and bob*

get these damn crabs offa me......they are revolting

*Sends the speedboat* out to the BC to collect Tids and bring him safely back to ward 47 at the local hospital, they specialise in removing these crustaceans!!!