*awakes somewhere aboard, presumably Jill's cabin. Stretches and wanders to kitchen to grab some breakfast*

Hello, World!

Enter JSG!

Food? FOOD?


Yummy do me sum please! NO WAIT..ill do me own


*makes a lovely fresh crunchy ham salad sandwich for herself and grabs a mag and goes and relaxs in the sun*

*Strolls out of cabin, and stands there in doorway with hands on hips, looking at Mrs "relaxer extroadinaire"*

"OI TF !! When i get up first i make ya tea and breaky!!......and what do you do eh eh? Make your own grub... grab a bloody mag, and start sunning yaself!"

Well NO am not having that....Pfffffft.

*Storms back into cabin, in a serious strop, and his bottom lip sticking as far out as it can go*

*mutters "selfish git...no more poker winnings for her!!"*

(pmsl)

BAB! OMG..*gets up and follows her Stell*

"Stell....Stella...oi..Stell..STELLAAAAAAAAA"

*catches up with him*

Im Sorry, ok.. C'mere....*Snogs*

Come on..*takes his hand* I'll make you some egg on toast ok? eh? Yeah? K c'mon...

*Walks on deck holding hands with her Stell*

You sit down bab go on..

*Makes her Stell Egg on Toast*

There ya go baby ((

*emerges from yet another night of cards in the boiler room, walks across deck and dives into the pool to freshen up.....jumps out quicker than he got in and starts shouting in a hysterical and angry manner*

Arrrrrrrrrrrrgh who-who put that there??

*points at what looks like a floating jobby*

*Hears Tids yell*

What'cha yelling for? *spots floating jobby* What on God's green Earth is that?

*stands shaking with fright*

i-i-i-i-i-i have nooooo idea

*walks past to see what all the fuss is about*

is that what i think it is?!.. go on then.. stop screetching like little schoolgirls and one of you be a man and take it out of the pool..

*secretly dying of laughter inside at the fact that it's a 'mars bar' i put in the pool to shake the cruise up a bit. Amongst all the tanning and booze*

*Looks at Bob, then points to pool*

*Jumps into Tids arms*

You'd better fish it out Mel, not sure I'm man enough to...

Oh Bob Ya big Girl!

*walks past laffing, grabs an apple, and sits 'Sunning herself'..as her Stell puts it(sts)*

Hey..We havent had a B.B.Q or a partaaayyyy for ages have we?

*Munches on her Apple*

PAAAAUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAA... thank goodness you're here! Can you deal with that.. thing.. for me and tids? We'd be ever so grateful

Its a Mars Bars! Melz said so..


NO! Sort it yaself!



*Carries on sunning herself*

It's only a mars bar? ...Of course, I knew that...

*Jumps down, gingerly picks up mars bar, throws it into Mel's cabin*

Thanks Paula

Ya big silly Bob!

I deserve a sandwich for that



(( Icon

a marrrrrs bar?......you can get out of my arms now bob......you didnt have to jump back

well do i feel the fool *rolls eyes*

Right.....i feel a cunning trick needs to be played on melz...any ideas?

*rubs hands together while evily grinning*

OI! I heard that..ya wont be playing tricks on ANY girls MR!

Pffffffffft!

*gets up (STS) stretches*

We having BBQ or what?

*Looks round*

Heelllloooooo ??

*whispers* We'll have a barbecue... *aloud* right after we've got Mel back...


Ooops, I said the loud bit quiet and the quiet bit loud!

Did someone say barbecue yeeeeeeeeee, awww looks at Bob, he snug as a bug in a rug bless him,pulls quilt up over his ears,dont want him getting cold,bends over kisses his cheek,walks away,looks back jumps up and down barbie yeeeeeeeeee,right whos got the booze,stella dont hide it come on get it out (sts), Paula hows the cooking going,smells lovely,cant wait im starving,pours myself a drink as everyone else is busy,sits down looks out to the sea and chills

*Carries on with the cooking that she didnt know she was doing(lmao)*

Shouts "Oi Jilly, am busy cooking, pour me a drink please hun"


*Flips the burgers as she wiggles her hips and sings*

♫THERE AINT NO MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIGH ENUFF, AINT NO VALLEY LOW ENUFF, AINT NO RIVER WIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE ENUFFF TO KEEP ME FROM GETTIN TO YOU BABE♫♫




Edited at 19:08 Sat 29/03/08 (GMT)

*awakes to the smell of sizzling sausages. Gets up, and joins the throng around the barbie*

Mmm, a nice healthy breakfast!