I do not fart,Bob take no notice of them two pfttttttttt you know yourself that paula always farts,and as for tidsss if you read back he buuurrrppppsss farts and whatever else he does god knows,,goes back to sit on deck with a nice drink,come and join me bob if you want

Make up your mind woman - either you want me or you don't! I'll bunk wih Melz until you make up your mind, and maybe after if she'll let me

*Goes for a couple laps to build up an appetite, returns to kitchen and whips up something healthy*

*shouts oh bobby wobby* wooooooooo come on then and bring my brekkie with you,wonders what he done for my brekkie,come on its nice and warm in here

*hears Jill yelling*

I'm coming, I'm coming!
*Saunters round to Jill's room*
How does wholemeal toast and water melon sound? Or too healthy for you?

Door opens,Bobby stood there with the biggest Water Melon I have ever seen, i sit up eyes wide open and say OOeerrr Bob,oh thats just what i needed,pats bed come here chuck







lmao

No watermelon till you've eaten your toast - you need the fibre

Can't stop long, need to get myself back in shape. Haven't been so unfit since, well, ever!

Gobbles toast down (sts) now can i have it,oh go on please bobby wobby my mouth is watering lmao

*Holds out watermelon*
Here you go!
*As Jill reaches for it, pulls it back*
Too slow!

Jumps out of bed,starts to chase Bobby, then stops in her track,arhhhhhhhhh jumps back in bed,hides head under cover,starts to chuckle to herself,im gonna get that melon soon

*Notices Jill's stopped chasing him, cautiously returns to her room*

Where's she go?

*Wanders over to sit on bed*

Im here *puts 1 arm out from under the cover and waves*,didnt mean to scare you,,but can i now please have me melon

AAHHH! *Jumps* Oh, it's just you Jill! Here, have your precious melon
*Gives Jill the melon*

Gets all excited,,what a whopper,bobby do me a favour go on chuck, make me a brew,coffee black no sugar as im sweet enough

Yes ma'am, does ma'am require anything else whilst one is in the kitchen?

Something to wipe my chops,carrys on eating melon,slurrrpppppppps oops sorry for being noisey,no just a brew will be fine for now

As you wish ma'am *bows as he walks out, fetches cheeky a towel and proceeds to the kitchen to make tea. Adds milk and two sugars, and returns to Jill's room*
Here you go

Booby dont you listen,Tea i dont like tea,now you can go back and make me a coffee please,*shakes head* thats fellows for you they never listen,

OH! Ever so sorry, my mistake. Of course I listened, I just forgot!

*Returns to kitchen, makes Jill's Coffee, black, no sugar*

Is that better Jill?

@bobby,Yes much better,1 more thing,put them towels on radiator to keep warm,for when i have my shower,you dont want me catching a chill do you pet

No, we definitely wouldn't want that...

So when are you having your shower? Just so I don't, you know, disturb you you understand