Now come on stella,get a move on,not our fault your like a strawberry,nudges paula,look at the way hes walking,you got a grab in your pants

(ya wat? lmao)


Oh Yanno what Jill *stands up* May as well get them meself..

*Goes and gets two drinks for her and Jill*


There ya go hun..

*Passes on*

We'll wait all day for soft lad!


*Sips her drink*

*clambers up from below deck clutching half a bottle of rum and chewing on a cuban, pleased with himself from a gambling session*

iam wiiiiiiining iam wiiiiiiiining, all the moneeeeeeeey from bob and steeeeeeellllllll, iam winniiiiiiiiing loads of boooooty (as in iam sailing by rod stewart lol)

hey.....bob, you cant share with melz....like you said dont wanna get yer cabin mate Jill jealous do you, dont wanna rock the boat (sts)

steellllllaaaaa i see you got that autopilot sorted from the thames fiasco...you nearly sank us.

*feels the warm night air*

heyy we in tropical seas? its very warm

*sits and chills out*

i could do with a strong coffee, anyone brewing??? im rather worse for wear, best not use gas, mite blow me and you lot up

*pretends not to notice Tids and carries on yapping to Jill..till she cant cope with the smell of Cubans*


Tiiiiiiiiids! Hiya....*waves* You ok over there mate? Ya lookin a lil ruff Cap'n


*Nudges Jill as if to say..look at the kip of that*

Pops head up,wipes eyes,omg arghhhhhhhhhhh hides under covers,what the heck is that,now that is scary

*looks in an old mirror....scratches stubbly chin and admires his profile*

i might be lookin a bit rough, but im still a handsome ol' seadog
buuuuuuuuuuuuurppp Ooooo pardon moi...mind my manners

Paula have you heard him eh,handsome my foot and weres your manners buuuuuuurrrppping infront of ladies *rolls eyes* call yourself a gent pfffttt

ladies? *looks around* ladies???? where????

*moves in his seat and lets one rip*

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarppp

*Looks at Jill and does finger down throat gesture then turns to Tids and smiles*


(LMAOOOOOOO)


Right am gunn go join my Stell me thinks..

*Heads for cabin*

well ill just have a kip here in the glorious warm evening, i cant be bothered going back to my cabin

*puts feet up and listens to some smooth rock tunes*

What the pffffffffffftttttttt turn that down for god sake im trying to get my beauty sleep here,looks round ,i knew it had to be you, carry on and i will errr errrr you will find out,now ssssshhhhhhhh please

go and sleep in your cabin then, im out on deck...anyway bob is waiting, although he may have shacked with melz lol

*keeps music at a comfortable volume*

I am in my cabin,you going deaf,its that loud i thought there was another earthquake, and as for Bob i chucked him out all he did was fart all night god help melz

Nice of you to tell me I've been chucked out of my own cabin!

*Runs off in search of Melz* Melz! Melz? You don't mind sharing, do you? Only Jill's kicked me out and I need somewhere to bunk!

*sticks head out of cabin door*

*shouts* Oiiiii Bob keep it down will ya....some of us are trying to sssss......leep here

*snuggles back into his Paula and driifffttsss ooofff toooooooo ssllleeeeeee

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

*whispers loudly*
Melz! Melz? You don't mind sharing, do you? Only Jill's kicked me out and I need somewhere to bunk!

*runs on tiptoes*

sure, i don't mind. find a hammock or something, otherwise you're on the floor.

Andd if you snore it's out on the ship hallway with you!

I do not snore! I reckon Jill made that up so she could get a cabin to herself!

The floor'll have to do, Paula's already said there's nothing going spare... although...

*whipsers to bob*

psssst between you and me, Jill farts burps and talks in her sleep, i was unfortunate to have a cabin next door.

(Lmao @ Bob running on tiptoes!)


*Wakes to find her Stell has wrapped himself round her like a snake (LOL) gently peels his arms out the way and slides out of bed..pecks him and heads for her shower*


*Sings ded loud while showering*

*returns to cabin, dresses, and nudges her Stell*


Pssssssssssst C'mon bab you getting up(sts)


*strolls out into the blazing sun and pours a nice fresh OJ*

Ohh Hellooo Bob, Melz, and Tids..u all ok?

Oh Bob, i believe Tids.. Jill DOES fart