*eats bacon butty*
thanks paula

*hears distress noises aside of boat, sees dinghy and someone with a hat on that says 'hi im melz'...shouts and throws a rope*

hey grab this and climb aboard and have fun

journey forth to see bob in aus

*Helps Melz onboard*

Ohh chic are ya ok??

Here.....

*passes Melz a fluffy towel and a hot drink*

*Awakens on the floor in cabin*

How did I end up here? *scratches head*
*Wanders out on deck, senses the presence of breakfast and helps himself*

I wonder what's going on over there?
*Meanders over to the brouhaha*

Hey Bob...*HUGS*

Look..*Points to Melz*

We nearly killed her!

*says in annoyance* "who on earth is driving this thing?"

*gets hot drink* "Mmm, considering you guys destroyed my little dingy how's about a harty meal then?"

*wipes tear from eye after seeing dingy sink to the bottom of davy jones locker*

Good Morning Paula

Oh, hello there Melz, good to have you aboard!

*looks around* Dunno about hearty meal, you can have the last of my bacon butty if you like

Edited at 00:03 Mon 24/03/08 (GMT)

Morning Bob *Smiles*

Awwww isnt this sweet..the crew nearly all back

*fills up* (STS)

*Blows nose*

Crew? I'm just a hanger-on, came along for a free holiday lol!
*Dives off behind ship to have a nice long swim*

OH! *looks overboard and shouts*


"Can u find Melz a cabin etc etc Please??"

*goes over to Melz*

" Chic Bob will sort u a cabin etc ok, if ya need anything just knock on my cabin ok?"

*Hugs*

*heads for her cabin*

*Hears Paula shouting at him*

I thought we were out of cabins, that's why me and Jill had to double up! I'll see what I can do.

*climbs back aboard, sneaks into Paula & Stell's cabin, turfs out there stuff(which includes stell)*
Found you one Melz, nice big double all to yourself!

"Oh luvely jubly, so tell me what is there on this cruise to do? fun bob..where's the fun?"

Well *whispers* kicking Paula out of her cabin was fun

*Aloud* You have to make your own fun around here, especially since SOME people sleep all the time *looks at stell sprawled ono the deck*

If you have any good ideas, just yell

*Roams the BC looking for any sign of life. Instead sees person after person passed out on the deck, snoring so loud they would give a bear a run for his money during hybernation*

*thinks to self* "hmm, this really is a BOOZE cruise"

*continues discovery of the BC, well looking for possible sources of fun.. or mischief*

*Wakes on deck, with Paula's head on his chest*

*Spots a strange mischevious antipodean looking female, roaming around*

*Shouts*

G'day there, welcome aboard, names Stell btw

*Wanders off to cabin, to get shower type stuff*

WTH !!! *Shouts* PAULAAAAAAAAAAAAA we've been slung out bab *cries*

*Thinks* This is a Bob thing this is!!!

Edited at 10:10 Mon 24/03/08 (GMT)

I told that Bob last night he'd better get a cabin sorted for Melz!

C'mon bab, we will just go back in..grab ya stuff(sts)


*grabs quilt N Pilla *


*heads for cabin.....THIER cabin and shouts to Melz..SORRY CHIC, Go to Bobs cabin*

I knew it was Bob.....trouble making git!!

*Grabs stuff* sts

*Dives on bed*

Bab, i think Bobs got enough to contend with...with chopsy......ah well thats his problem.

C'mere and shut that door!

OOER!

Yeah ur right..Bobs Prob..ha wait til he finds hes got TWO girls to sort!(probs be chuffed..lmao @ me)


*shuts the door*

right you lot

*stands hands on hips and tapping left foot*

have we found melz a cabin?
Tell you what melz, sandy has left the BC and his cabin is going spare, i cleaned it out a few days ago and put some fluffy frilly girlie things that i knicked from stellas cabino (he wont them at poker)
so you can move in there if you like...cabin No 13

*hands keys over*

And stella......what have we said about steering the ship while ratted, you nearly killed this poor girl....

*points at melz*

your not supposed to blow the bloody doors.........ooops i mean use autopilot you numpty, now we got that cleared up lets have a beer or 12

*TAKES OUT CUBAN TOSSES ONE TO STELLA AND ENJOYS THE FINE AROMATIC FLAVOUR*

Hey, I was told to find melz a cabin. There weren't any going free, so I improvised!

I wouldn't have minded sharing, but Jill might've been a bit jealous and we wouldn't want that now

*Cooks hisself a mound of bacon and proceeds to create a multi-layered Mega-Butty*

*Wakes to the aroma of Pigs*

*Looks at his Paula (who is snoring like one, and sniffs*

Nope! Its not her, must only be one thing!!
BOB'S Cooking.........YAyyyy

*Pecks his Paula on the cheek, puts on shorts and heads to Galley*

Helloooo Bobby me old mate. *Puts arm around Bob*

Now then, me ol' mucker, i will forgive yesterdays attrocities with the cabin business......in exchange for one of those loverly butties you have there.

Good Man....You know it makes sense *winks*