Well, they weren't exactly atrocities, but I suppose I could spare one layer from my Mega-Butty - but just one mind you! Don't push your luck!

Thats the spirit Bob

*Grabs Brown sauce, opens up sarnie, and lashes it on*

*Drools* Yum Yum, Cheers Bob

Fancy a cuppa mate??

*Reaches over a puts kettle on, grabs paper, puts feet up on table, and reads*

Not for me thanks, I'm starting a healthy diet as of...*finishes Mega-Butty*...Now. Good old OJ for me this morning

OK mate, don't say i never offered

*Makes Tea*

Better take one in for the Sleeping Princess!!

*Heads off back to cabin*

*Pokes Paula* (sts)*

Wakey Wakey bab....here ya go, a nice cuppa for ya.
*Leaves on cabinet, grabs towel and heads off for a shower*

Ooh, that reminds me... *sniffs armpits*... must've been weeks since my last shower

*considers following Stell, instead goes for a lazy swim behind the ship*

*back to cabin, and dries himself...looks in mirror and opens towel in time honoured tradition*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (SI) LMAO

*Gets dressed and heads on deck*

Right then where are we hmmmmmmm
*unrolls charts and places a can of beer on each corner to hold them down, grabs sextant*

Now let me see by my calculations we are just off the coast of portugal, chugging along nicely.

*Opens one of the tins* Pssssssssssst

*comes back aboard and joins Stell at the map*

So, where are we off to now, Stell?

Oz Bob.......Yanno Down Under.....we were supposed to go and stay with you.....only you ended up on board *scratches head*


PMSLLLLLLLL

I know, who is it that has these wacky ideas? *looks around for Paula*

LMAOOOOOOOO aw well at least ya getting a free ride back....right...

*Takes a swig*

Right... down the West coast of Africa me thinks, round the Cape of good hope....Think we'll anchor there, I hear the fishings good, and the girlies can pop onland for a spot of SHopping.

*Takes another swig*

Across the Indian Ocean, and we'll take it from there....ETA about 5 Weeks, steady as she goes.

*Takes another swig*
Damn !! Empty
*Crunches Tin and throws expertly into recycling bin from 25 Metres and gives himself a smug grin*

True, I suppose that makes you lot useful for something

Sounds like a plan Stell, now all we need is a competent pilot... shame there isn't one around

*pops to kitchen, comes back with a large galss of OJ*

We have a competant pilot, fear not fair Bob, don't you worry your pretty little head, sunshine.

*Ruffles Bob's hair* lmaoooo

His name is "Auto". Finely configured by myself....all data has been input, and he is fully self operational

Have faith!!

*Strolls off for another cold one, shaking his head and tutting*

*unruffles hair*

Lol, have you already forgotten the last time we used your auto pilot? We almost crashed into the London Eye!

*Eyes Autopilot nervously*

(Lmao reading that back)

*wakes, looks for her Stell, notices cold tea on the side..awwwwww..smiles, stretches and gets outta bed to grab her shower stuff*

After showering and dressing etc..


*strolls on deck*


Hey Bob *smiles*

Helloooo my baby *hugs her Stell*


*Makes Tea*

That was Tids fault.........The London Eye incident!! he had to tamper with the co-ordinates didn't he eh? *tuts*

OH Hiya bab....*hugs his Paula, then gives her a friendly slap on the J-Lo as she skips off to make her tea*

Hmmmm *thinks* Shal i do a spot of fishing OR a spot of sunbathing........The latter i think!

*Expertly leaps into a hammock, puts arms behind his head and closes his eyes*

*Sunbathes*

*Washes the dishes then grabs a mag etc and goes to relax next to her Stell*

*Starts to sizzle*

*Gets up thirsty*

Hello Paula bab *nudges* wanna cold drink bab?

I fancy a nice cocktail

OHHHHHHHHH BAB! Ur bright red!

Awwwww..



yeah go on i'll have a cold one ))

Stella why you red eh eh,,i will have a cold one while your at it,make it a nanna milkshake will you,oh bobby wobby where are you i was freezing last night in that bed all by myself

'Low Jilllyyyyyyy *HUGS*

*nods towards Stell*

Sunburnt soft git..thionks he will just go brown

*shouts*
OI! STELL, we gunn have to wait for our drinks as long as were waitn for poem eh?