*wakes up to the smell of meat* Mmmmm!!
*heads of in search of this delectable smell*

Barbie!! *walks over to jsg, staring at her with puppy dog eyes, holding plate out* a burger Please...*grabs a drink and sits on the side of the pool, well scraping off all the burnt meat* *grimaces, here goes nothing* Chomp!.. oh not bad, not bad at all.. *yells over at jsg* i tip my hat to the chef!

Hey Mel, you ok?

*Goes back for seconds... thirds... fourths...*

Hey bob *begins sentence, then watches bob walk off to feed his gluttony* nevermind..

*begins sentence again* how are you? , im fantas.. *off oges bob again*.. geez where does he keep it?.. *yells to bob* Hey Bob!.. chew your food!!

What was that Mel? *finally returns to the table*
I do chew! Just... less than most people

So, how are you?

*pulls up a chair with his charcoaled food, tot of rum and a cuban in his top pocket*

good evening ship mates, how are we all this fine calm evening?

*shouts back to paula*

great food this hun

now......*talks back to melz and bob* we need to find where we are....paula???
*turns back to chef*
wheres stella we need an idea of where we are, surely Oz aint far now?

*saunders over to one of those nice, inviting chairs, and begins tanning* ahh this is the life

*3 minutes pass*

Geez this is boring!, how do the rest of you do it?
ooh, to jump or not jump.. that is the question.

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!! *Dives into the pool, consequently splashing water over all that are currently suntanning* whoops. hey! considering you've all be splashed with water anyway, hows about one of you join me?!*throws over beach ball* come on!.. anyone?!

*gets drenched as he's walking past with more food*

AAAARGGHHH, what happened there?!

*Spots Mel Laughing in the pool, puts 2 and 2 together*

Grrr... I was planning on eating that! I'll have to get you back!

*Dives into pool fully clothed*

More food bob?! didn't you have like 7 burgers before!? =O

*splashes bob and watches him whinge about getting water in his eye* *sigh*.

*paddles over to bob and dunks his head in the pool* hows your eye now bobby boy?! mwuhaha *watches bobs arms flayling around* eep!.. *alright i'll stop bullying you* *gets out of the pool to get the beach ball, then jumps into the pool* hey bob! CATCH!

For your information, that was lunch! The rest was breakfast, brunch and elevenses

*gets ready to catch ball, misses and gets hit right in the face*
OWOWOWOW! By Dose!

oh oh oh, im sorry bob! are you okay?!
hey if i get you some food will you forgive me?! *is racked with guilt*

come here let me see your face, oh you'll be fine bob, it's only beach ball.

you okay?

*Watches festivities from the bridge and chuckles*

*Shouts to Tids* we are currently chugging away merrily down the west coat of Africa mate, next stop South Africa, were we will be stopping for a feww days to do some fishing, and get ashore for a bit (sts)*

PAULAAAAAA Save me a burger please bab.....

*Punches in co-ordinates and sets ship to autopilot*

*Toddles off for some food and a cold frosty one*

*Laffs @ Bob*

(shouts) "GO MELZ! Duck him under the water, hes a big girl that one!" lol..

*Looks up at her Stell.....does the SI and carries on cooking more burgers*

*wakes up beside the pool, dazed*

What happened? Last I remember, Mel was trying to break my nose!

*Touches face, feels tender so leaves it alone*

Awww Poor Bobby,Mel a bit harder next time lmao,well gd morning all,what a lovely day,makes a brew gets lounger out,sits down, Bob any chance of some brekkie,give me a shout when its done

Fishing off the coast of Sout Africa......wooo hooooo *punches air*
*gets his tackle out (sts) and gives it a good clean*

*Spots Tids Cleaning his Tackle*

Mornin Cap'n

Ya wanna nice bacon butty and a brew while am in a good mood hey?

And Lower that radio, my Stells having a lie in..

Did i hear Paula then,Hiya well im glad i caught you,as im just about to leave the BC,so i just wanted to say byeeeeeeeee to all







Tids now you can put the Flags Out and shout Hip hip ooooooooooraaayyyyy

A bacon butty will just do just fine Paula, you know you make a crackin' brew too
Have we got some flags Paula? im sure we used them to repair the fishing net...oh well, we will; have too have a fairwell party without them.

Pauuuula??? We need to arrange a farewell trip for cheeky who is leaving our cruise,i shall provide from my secret larder, fine smoked salmon, king prawns in vol au vents, caviar and angus beef sausage rolls and some vintage port and the best brandy, rum and vodka money can buy.....can you ask stella to arrange the ale and smokes?

Thanks better dig out the Karaoke machine then for the 'do'

Edited at 11:52 Mon 31/03/08 (BST)

*Stops cooking.....and looks sternly @ Jill*

"And where d'ya think ur going Mrs? eh? eh?*

*Carries on as she waits for reply... Makes Tids his butty N Brew and chirpily hands them over..there ya go...Nudges his as she says "No we aint got flags! grrrr"


*sits and enjoys some toast*

*takes lovely bacon buttie and has a slurp of tea*

aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh thats just champion that is Paula....truly the queen of bacon butties