Gladly!

*makes two stacks of pancakes (None burnt ), and flicks them over shoulder (wannabe chef style) hoping Bobboh will catch them in the plates* *turns around and sees some pancakes on the floor* ooh nice job Bob.. hehe those ones are yours!

You should've warned me before you did that!

*sneaks a couple of floorcakes onto Mel's plate when she's not looking*

Mmm, thses are delicious! You should cook more often

*swaps plates arounds*..

i have eyes in the back of my head Bob!.. like that commercial for the car with a rear view camera!.. only i saw you in window reflection!

*goes up to get ice -cream and maple syrup without taking eyes off Bob* im watching you Blondie!.. try anything and you get a face full of syrup!

I'm not blond! It's golden brown

Look, a flying pig! *points, then swaps plates back when Mel looks behind. Sits whistling*

Any plans for this lovely day?

You're whistling.. why are you whistling?.. only guilty people whistle.. or people who have birds and are cleaning their cages.. now you don't appear to be cleaning any cages Boboh!*glares at Bob suspiciously*..

Well.. i was thinking of doing something other than lie on a chair tanning or playing cards with BB.. but i can't think of anything original to do on the boat.. do you have any wonderfully splendid ideas Mr Bob??

*stops whistling* Me? I wasn't whistling... *quickly eats pancakes before Mel gets any ideas*

There are other things to do? *Thinks* We could... no. How about... Nah. Had any brainwaves yet Mel?

hmm.. *scrathes head*.. oh oh oh! hey bob..*gets close to Bob as she whispers in his ear* how about we..

plan some world domination!.. it doesn't seem that difficult..

or or or perhaps we could.. oh do a rain dance! then we'll get some wild waves and everyone in their cabins will fall out of bed! then we'll have some company!

yes to any of those??

World Domination sounds like fun. How about using a rain dance to flood the world, then holding everyone to ransom. AND it makes everyone fall out of their beds. Two birds with one stone!

Genius!!

*scratches head* question.. you wouldn't happen to know how to actaully perform a rain dance would you??

and holding everyone to ransom.. how would we do that?.. do the whole noah's arc thing but with people??.. or win a golden ticket and you don't get flooded sought of thing?

You had to ruin it, didn't you!

I suppose we'd have to send the ransom message THEN do the dance and flood a little bit to show we mean business. If they don't pay up, then we flood America!

What did i ruin?!?!

oohh.. i like this evil Bobby!*she says half expecting him to raise his pinky, Dr Evil style*, you have it all figured out don't you?!.. someones been contemplating world domination before me thinkeths..

so what's the ransom amount mr bob?!

Everything! Really, you pointed out we don't know how to do a rain dance

I'm not evil! It was your plan, I just... adapted it

Hmm, ransom amount? ONE MILLION DOLLARS!

Whats been Burnt!

*Sniffs*

You been cooking Bobaayyy?? eh eh? HAVE YA!

*Makes herself a nice cuppa*

*Looks over to Bob and Mel*

Ummmmmmmmmm what you 2 grinning at eh?

okay he's the plan.. we look for an add in the yellow pages to see if there's anyone out there that knows how to do a rain dance!.. if that doesn't work.. we.. google it!! all hail mighty google!

yes it was my plan.. but there is a tingle of evil genius coming out..don't hate it Bob.. love it!..every person grows up wanting to be an evil genius at least once in their life!

umm bob.. one million dollars won't get us very far this day n' age.. the world leaders will laught at us if we ask for such a paltry amount!.. and i would find it very insulting having George Bush laugh at me..

Cooking suggests some semblance skill in the kitchen. Mel did the real cooking, I just gave you something to clear up

Grinning? we're not grinning, are we Mel *nudges Mel*

grinning us no!.. umm don't even know what a grin is.. *puts on serious face*..

so how are you jsg.. want some left over pancakes?

*mutters to Mel so Paula can't hear* Wanna go somewhere else, thresh out the plan a bit more?

Ummm I heard that Bob! *gives Bob the evils*

No thank you Mel..*smiles Sweetly, knowing they are planning things behind her back*

*walks out of the kitchen, well giving jsg a giant smile > < as to not arouse suspicion*

*heads towards front of ship.. don't know what that's called.. whether it be starboard.. hull or what have you*

Heard what Paula? I didn't say anything *quizzical look*

You really should have a pancake, they're delicious and you wouldn't want to upset Mel now