(LMAO)

There he is! *Points to Stell dozing on a fishing chair with a hat over his face*

Oi Bob....Help Tids will ya mate, hes a lil Old yano!

*Smiles and carries on eating her toast*

*hears jsg shouting, and jumps as she gets a fright* *walks over to kitchen* no thanks jsg.. i've recently seen Bob's cooking.. let alone taste it

Umm Melly..why do ya think i only took a piece of toast??


*Shouts bob*


WILL YA HELP TIDS!

My cooking's not THAT bad Mel - it's edible at least

I'm a little busy Paula doing... other things...

(Pmsl..OOER what things!)


Look Bob, leave ur food and help poor Tids wil ya.. all u think about is ur belly!

LOOK AT HIM *Points to Tids agetting all red faced cos hes struggling*

He looks fine to me. The exercise'll do him good

I don't just think about my stomach, I also think about other things... occasionally

..oiiiiii cheeky mare, i may be older but im putting bob too shame with my fitness and strength.....dont worry ill do it by myself,you lot just carry on stuffing your faces, i hope you all bloody choke (sarcastic tone of voice and smilie)

*tids manouveres chain on anchor, hoists aloft anchor into its housing and secures it al, runs to anchor lever and pulls it and drops anchor into sea...shouts to stella*

ANCHOR DOWN.......ALL THOSE THAT NEED TO VISIT MAINLAND, PACK SOME STUFF AND HAVE A GOOD TIME, I HOWEVER AM GOING TO DO A SPOT OF FISHING

*tests water and sees we are within good depth so gets out inflatable boats at side of ship for the landlubbers*

Right you 'orrible lot......7 days here then its anchor up, then we move on towards oZ

Edited at 11:36 Wed 9/04/08 (BST)

OOER Bob! WHAT things??


You mean were NOT in Oz yet Tids...OMG!

Bob Sed we can al stay at his place!! Just think His mum will cook for us every day etc Ahhhhhhhhhh *Thinks*

Am not packing til lazy hole Stell help me! huh icon

Just... you know, things...

I never said that! For a start, I haven't lived in Aus since I was 18! You'll have to find somewhere else I'm afraid

No paula....keep with it, we was stopping off on the south coast of africa 1st to re fuel. re stock and get the feel of land on our legs again.......does it look like we are in Oz? Look over there at the herd of Elephants majestically walking by on the mainland...

*points and rolls eyes at the same time*

Now....wheres my tackle (sts)

*goes to fishing tackle cupboard, rigs it all up, pulss up a chair, lights a cuban, cracks open a tinny from the well stocked ice box, casts out and.........................*

Oh shoot wrong way......sorry over there

*casted line towards beach.......goes to other side of ship and sets up as above*

OH OK OK! How am i 'spose to know!

BOB! OMG u did say we were all welcome to stay at ur place..........!!!


*sits and watches Tids Fish*

*ponders to himself completely un aware he is being watched, shuffles in seat and lifts up a buttock and lets one go*

Paaaaaarp

*looks around*

oooer didnt see you there paula, quick close yer mouth.....oh its Ok your upwind (sts).....fanct a cold tinny?....wheres his nibs btw?

EW! *Pushes Tids* Disgusting you are yano!


No its too early.. ill just read a mag


*READS*

*carries on fishing and puts on cheapo,free mp3 player that he got off freecycle website*



@ Paula

Edited at 13:19 Wed 9/04/08 (BST)

*feels a jerking motion in his arm, and leaps up*

OMGGGGGGG *Shouts* Hey i got one, and its a biggy (sts)

*Frantically start to reel it in* *sweats*

Jees hope my breaking string on my rod can hold out??

*Watches rod bend at a horrendous curvature*

*Carries on reeling furiously*

Tids get the gaff mate quick, almost got the bleeder.!!

*Gives Tids The Evils*

Cha Winking at me for eh? have you farted? HAVE YA?

Ohhh Stell Go on baby you can do it *Claps*

Dont just sit there clapping Jeeeeeees, get over here and help me with this rod (sts)

*Shouts* TIIIIIIIIIIIDSSSSSSS come on mate!!!!

Ive nearly got it!!

*Sweats profusely as he struggles with the beast*

OOER Ok Erm.. *Looks for Tids* TIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!

What do i dooooooooo?? AM SCARED?

*Grabs Stell round the waist and holds on for dear life so he;s not dragged in*


TIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS!

who actually drives this thing??

*Turns round and spots Mike the Snooks Mod*

MIIIIIKE! Welcome aboard..its sails not drives...QUIK come and Help us!!!