Wellll I love a good wooly rug me the shaggier the better pmsl



Anyways lets do the Hand Jive...

WOOOOOOOOOO *whips her sarong off and swings it round her head bfore leeting it go flying over to Pinky*


*Jives*


Oi Pinky Pour sum drinks bab


*Jives*

*pours couple of pints for the girlies


begins to jive, hold on me pants am stuck up me bum let me just ferrit um out dam things

(PMSL)


Oh am loving this girls WOOOOOOOOOO

*Sticks YMCA on*


YUNG MAN! *Stamps* Theres ne need to feel down!

* sings


♫ its fun to stay at the Y M C A

Lmao

I sed young maynnnnn come to big mama!!!

*Simgs*

YYYYYYYYYYYYY MMMMMMMMMMMMMM C A !!



*Gets down off the tbale and pours another 3 drinks*


Wooooooooooo *Shakes her thang* Come and get it girliessssssss.......and the drink

OHHHH I feel sik! *goes the bathroom, then to her cabin*










(Girls get ya J-Lo's bxk posting !! tomoz!}

Edited at 21:49 Sat 8/03/08 (GMT)

*clambers back on board after visiting the mainland for a night or so*

I see we are still on the thames...stella get us into open ocean fella

*looks around and sees two new comers*

hey paula, who ya dragged on board then?

*welcomes the visitors*

We are in the Channel Tids, open them bleary eyes of your (Or read back) PMSL

Stumbles over girlies on deck *looks down*

Jeeesus *closes eyes, and reaches down to spare Pinky's blushes and pulls her out pants that are wedgied up her J-Lo....pats her and strolls off for a cuppa, tutting and shaking his head*

"Shocking Behaviour"

(PMSLLLLLLLLLL)


*wakes all groggy and stumbles to shower etc etc*

*sits on shower floor for half hour still all groggy*

On deck..

*nicks peice of someones toast, grab her shades and two painkillers and lays in the sun*

*Brings a nice cuppa over and sits down by Paula*

Ah well at least your still walking and talking bab, look at the state of them pair *points*

Pinky's knickers have slipped up her J-Lo again, and linzi is still lying there unconscious with a bottle in her hand!! *tuts*

Wanna nuther piece of toast bab?

*wanders back to galley and looks in fridge*

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *claps hands in excitement and shouts* PAULLLAAA there's fishcakes in here bab, want a couple with some chips?????

I was just thinkin'.....the thames looked a bit wide ......looks like were in open water then? across the atlantic,SE to south america, around the bottom and up to OZ eh?

mind as you go as we are still in the busiest shipping lane in the world.....is that David Walliams i see swimming by?



Edited at 22:47 Sun 9/03/08 (GMT)

NO Stella i do not want a fishcake, am sik of the sight of them, AND am sik of YOU Smellin of them too HUH ICON!

Oi Tids *throws an empty Volvic bottle* You gunna cook for me or wha?

*Catches and looks at empty bottle in a confused way*

What the flip is Volvic? what are we doing with this? play spin the bottle or something?

*prepares cooking area*

Ok cheeky woman how do you want your eggs?

*gets a nice sausage out too*

*shocked smilie*

*gets a nice sausage out too* Stellaaaaaaaaaaaa PMSLLLLLLLLLL!


Eggs Oh erm.. hard please!


*lays down while she waits for her food*

*sings*

"CUMBYE YAR ME LORD CUMBYE YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

*mutters to himself*

jeeeeeeees that paula turned all religious, she'll be shaking her tamborine next

*speaks louder*

so you like it hard then do you?...hard it is, fnar fnar fnar

*puts egg timer away*

Put kettle on then..... mary magdelaine

(im pmsl here for real Si !)


*puts the kettle on as she hums to Cumbye yar*


Hey Tids.. Can we have a Party or a Barbie later Please? Or even get the table tennis out? we havent had a gud fun day on here for yonks have we?

*puts 9 sugars in Tids tea cos she knows he has 9 cos he told her on gen*

*spits out tea*

for goodness sake woman...i told you not too stir it
check the brew list over there

*points to it*

*after loads of mouth wash to get rid of the sugary taste tids says*

course...we can do anything you want, you dont need my permission for a game of pingy pongy, that reminds me, are my Y-Fronts dry?
or have a parteeeeeey

*kicks off slippers and puts feet up on empty beer cask*

stella how we doin' for ale?

Edited at 11:25 Mon 10/03/08 (GMT)

SORRY!

*Makes Tids a fresh drink*

*holds nose and using only index finger and thumb, piks Tids Yfronts up off the back of the chair and dangles 'em*

Yup, i think they are.. Catchhhhhhh *throws them so they land on tids feet*


*claps and sits next to tids*

Woooooooo whats it to be then

*sniffs Y-fronts*...
thats good..... ill get another week aout of these beauties,

*hangs em on his chair back*

Well paula we are in the atlantic, its still clear the weather and the seas are fine, how about a spot of diving off the plank? when we get further south near the bottom of s america, its gonna get rough, so we better make the most of it

Edited at 11:40 Mon 10/03/08 (GMT)