*suddenly bends over, holding stomach*
Oh, I would Paula but I suddenly don't feel very well
*Hobbles back to cabin, peers out door to see if Paula's looking then steals some toast*

I SAW THAT BOB!


Yano ur all mean to me


*makes herself one more slice of toast and sits alone*

Aww, I'm sorry Paula. Here, let me make it up to you. I'll cook you whatever you want. How does that sound?

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *SMILES*

Great Bob Just great...suprise me


*Relaxs*

(psst, relaxes has an 'e')

Couldn't give me a clue? Wouldn't want to make you feel even worse by doing stuff you don't like!

(pssssst Sorry :S)


Oh erm.... I'll have erm Sausage, bacon, egg, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans, and toast! Yh that will do...OH and Bob, a cuppa please


*ahhhhhhhh relaxEs*

Coming right up Paula

*bustles around kitchen, doing cheffy stuff*

(Lmaoooooooooo)

*Waits for what seems liks forever for Bob to do his 'cheffy stuff*

Edited at 12:37 Sat 8/03/08 (GMT)

*Reappears from kitchen. With a flourish, places plates of victuals before Paula*

Breakfast is served

Oh Yummyyyyy!

*tucks in (STS)*

F A B U L O U S !

*Burps*

All i need now is a nice tan...


*Lays back down*





{PMSL back soon}

*WAKES*

Looks around... see am the only girl AGAIN!

walks on deck wiv gut hangin out me bikini paula any chance of rubbin a bottle of lotion on this moma i dow wana break a sweat help me out

WELL HELLO SHEXY *winks*

yeah C'mere.... *squirts cream all over Pinkys gut and rubs it in and pats it* There ya go..Looking gud bab!


Wanna Drinky me Pinky?

o0o arrrrr ill have a pint of what ever i ay a fussy bird yano

(Pmsl dnt scare me with ya pints)

*Pours Pinky a pint of OJ*


There ya go sweety.. oh we need loads girls here, we cud have big PARTY!

* wobbles in at the word PARTY *

*Rubs rolls

Sings - Dont cha wish ur girlfriend was HOT like meeeeeee - dont chaaaaa!

Pinkyyyy me fellow bingo bird wot u doing here

wooooooooo waves like a kid whos eat to many smarties linzi loook beeeeerrrrr eh eh n men to make food

EYE EYE *Nudges Pinky and nods towards Linz* Who's ya mate


Wanna Drink Linz

Oy Oy Paula iv heard a lot about u

Of course giz a can of Skol Super cuz i no how to PARTY!

OOER! *Blushes as she hands Linz Skol* Have ya eh?

What me LIL RM'ing Pinky bin saying eh?