poo

Ew Whats that Smell?

*Holds her nose and gets up from her sunlounger, gets the air freshner and sprays it*


WHO'S FARTED?



*Makes tea*

*SMELLS THE TEAPOT*

Hello my baby *pecks her on the cheek* One sugar and milk please honey.

*picks up magazine and sits down at the table*

What are you up to today then honey?? I might have a lazy day myself, maybe go for a swim later.

*Passes Stell his tea*

Me? *Points to self* Im gonna...*Looks at the clear blue sky* SUNBATHE


*Sips tea*


(LMAO)

*tuts* ya lazy tway

*runs up the length of the ship, at breakneck speed.....gets to the stern and leaps like a salmon...doing a 2 and a 1/2 somersault, incorporating 2 full twists, over the side of the ship and enters the clear blue, with the minimum of splashes.

*swims*

*Wakes all alone on deck*


Helloooo *Looks around*



SHIPMATESSSSSSSSSSSSS where are u all?


*Pours herself a cold drink*

*Wakes after falling asleep in a drunken stupor days ago cos she was all alone*

*Showers and returns to cook*

*sits ALONE and enjoys her food*














(TIDS! See what i mean eh? get back here NOW!)

*sneaks back aboard after a long holiday somewhere*

Holiday's sure make you hungry! Any food round these parts?

*Spots Bob*

OH There is some life on board after all!

*Makes Tea*


(lmao)

*stumbles on deck*

sorry shipmates been out SHopping, i heard theres a birthday on board today, so a wickle birdie told me. Well not so much a birdie as a bloody great Gannet!!

Who's gonna give me a hand with all this food and booze then? eh?

*Nips off to see BB, to tell him to stop the engines and get himself scrubbed up for the party*

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Nudges Bob* Quick go and help My Stell!!!

*Shouts* "Lookin good Stella baby"

*looks at himself* Whooooo me ??? jees i look like a wreck, i've just been SHopping !!
Wait till ya see me later !!

*'s at his Paula*

*Whistles to himself as he struggles into the galley with the SHopping*

I Like ya looking rough! (Lmao)

*Lays down and smiles to herself*

Shopping? FOOD shopping? I'm there! *helps Stella bring the nibbles aboard, disappears off to his cabin with the sweets*

See you in a couple of weeks when I run out!

Omg not you Bob,runs like the clappers lmao

Hey, what's wrong with me? I never did nuffin to noone!

*Knocks on everyones cabin door as she sways past*

WAKEY WAKEY!!!!!


*Heads on deck and makes herself a bacon butty*

*storms out of cabin*

Quiet out there, some of us are trying to comfort eat here!

*turns round to see an angry Bob*

Oi! How rude! dont you dare shout at me like that grrr

Anyway *carries on eating* Why are ya comfort eating?? whats the matter? and what are you eating?

Well it's comfort eating, so it's got to be chocolate!

I miss my stalker, it's just not the same having no-one following me around! I haven't seen her since I got back *goes back to eating, slowly turning into a human beachball*