"Well Frankly Tids, I dont care about the dent in the ship deck, i care about my bacon butty delux with extra cheese sprinkled on top !"

"Im fed up being pushed around, thats it !"

*Strops of and locks himself in cabin*

"And Cheeky, jus coz Aussies a new boy here doesnt mean he does everything..."

"Aussie ! When ur finished with that monsterous bang u jus expierienced, wud u mind makiong me a bacon butty delux with extra cheese sprinkled on top plz, Chop Chop!"

*slowly climbs out of the dent , (and i mean very slowly haha)* " Gday " * looks around curiously and then hits the kitchen to make rud a bacon buttydelux with extra cheese sprinkles .

(Knock on the door when ur finished coz its locked)
Lol

* finishes the burger, and busts down ruds door (obviously not listening to the request just before) * here ya go mate get taht into ya

excuse meeeeeee aussie cough cough havnt you forgot mine,well chop chop im waiting

*Gets mechanical kit*

"Well lets get this DENTED door fixed, just like the huge dent in the deck !"

"You shall now be called.........
Wait for it....









Wait for it......









Mr.Dent






No wait.... Ermm










Mr.Dent.Bacon.Delux.Maker.Boy !

lmao

well seems we have an expert bacon butty chef......make mine a larrrrge one (sts)

*gets carpentry tools and patches up the deck*

morning ship mates,did someone mention food,well i dont want a bacon butty can i have a boiled egg with soilders yum yum and a brew

dont have soldiers.....only Sailors.....and not the jolly type neither......its a ship where men are men (like me) and women are wellllll......women when they want too be and men when we need them to be

ok boiled egg and sailor plzzzzzzzzzzz

coming up , dont know the order but its coming guys mr dent is making food

Yipppppppppppeeeeeeee chop chop Mr Dent,shouts tids quick food nearly ready

slaps the last burgers togeather *not forgetting cheekys boiled egg* and puts it on the table ,"COME AND GET IT !!!!!"

runs like the clappers before any1 pinches it,hides in coener fillin her face yum yum

"Ahem ! Mr.Dent.Bacon.Delux.Maker.Boy wheres my 2nd bacon butty delux with extra cheese sprinkled on top for the day ? Im gwetting hungryyy !"

*Walks of with stomach growling*

Crack....Creek.....BANG !!!

"Owwwwwwwww TIDSSSSSS Your useless at fixing dents ! A couple of planks of wood wont do the trick ! there not strong enough !"

And then the dragon roared "Mmmmmmmm, tastes so pinappley"

*Tids shouts in panic*.......oh my goodness, the bermuda triangle is getting closer arrrrrgh

*on closer inspection and with the aid of binoculars he spots something very odd indeed*

Oh dear, *tids says* is that what i think it is? yes......its not the bermuda triangle but its a snooker triangle.....

*the BC heads into the epicentre of the triangle and whoooosh............

(go to Snoooker fun and games)

i cant post there


wait a seccond is that eddie i see :O

(the ghost ship remains here but the real BC is in snooker for a while......just made it up due to the past storyline a few pages back)