*Shouts*

"Lies Steph all Lies..you do wear them, ive saw u wear them HOW CUD YOU? HOWWWWWWWWWW Go away"

*Sobs into her pillow*

OH!

"And keep that Stella with ya, i hope u will both be happy!!!!!!!"


*SOBSSSSSSSSSSSS*







(im pmsl here)

"Can here hear a cat crying form all the way down here in the boiler ! No wait....its paula

"Stell.....i demand we play 3 Card Brag"

*Emerges from Boiler room....One bag of sweets and £42 Better off, chuckling*

*Quietly opens cabin door, but trips up over Wodge AGAIN!!!!*

Oi Paula, what have i told you about leaving that lying around eh?? *tuts* Oh and i believe these ARE yours as well.

*Throws the aforementioned undergarments on the floor*







(lmao)

*Hears HIM(lmao) enter the cabin and lashes the pillow @ him yelling at him to get out and to take STEPHS Greys with him*



HOW CUD YOU!

*hears Paula crying (AGAIN!), and decides to steer clear. Sneaks out to kitchen, makes a quick sandwich then sprints back to his room*

*spits out feathers* Bleeeaaauughhh

OIiiiiiii stop that ya crazy minx, you know they are yours its got "Paula's Panties" written on the inside label .

Now get up, ya lazy so and so!! Come on..

*Grabs hold of Paula's size 3's and drags her down the bed*

OMG *blushes*

Edited at 16:11 Wed 2/01/08 (GMT)

*bursts out the sails on his old ship, and see's the funky ship on the horizon*

Right, a few more knots speed and I'll be side-on.

*takes the wheel and turns 34 degrees north-east, then runs up to the bow and releases his ancestors brass telescope*

Ah-ha! All I need is a cutlass and I'd be a sir!

*finally reaches the funky ship and ties a rope to his mast (sts). Grabs the rope, runs and swings onto the funky deck, eventually tying the boats together*

Well Hello there!!!!

*Hears a thud so goes to investigate*


GUEVARA!! *hugs* EWWWW U need a shave! (lmao)

That mermaid keep ya captive again eh eh? LMAO

Yeah sorry about that, I haven't had a razor with me for months...and no, I wasn't with Ariel (unfortunately)I was with some red indians, we were smoking some of the local plants and I was high for weeks! I spent a bit of time with them, then a month with some eskimo's.

So, whats a guy gotta do for a whisky round here?

Oh wow! So u not seen Ariel at al then?


Whats a guy to do? erm... COOK! U cook some food ill fix u a drink?

Me? Cook?

I've just been on a voyage all alone for days and you expect me to cook!!?

I'll fix up a sandwich *tuts*

*Hugs* Okies ill pour the drinks..

*Pours drinks and puts them on a tray*

*pulls some chairs up*


Right then.. there ya go... now tell me about ur voyage (lmao)



( oh ya tart ur going pmsl)

*Listens as Ste explains his tales of woe feeling sorry for himself*

*Finishes her drink and says Night and heads for her cabin Leaving Ste dozing off*




(haha)

Edited at 22:39 Wed 2/01/08 (GMT)

*wakes, nudges Stell..."u getting up?"(sts) "C'mon bab" *nudges him again*

*Showers, dresses, and breezes on deck to the glare of the sun...laffs as she spots Ste still asleep...makes brekky*

*hears sounds of brekky-making, flies out of cabin, whizzes past Paula as she serves, "borrowing" her breakfast*

GOOOOOD MORNING!

What the......... BOB! Mighta known it was you ya lil erm, food stealer (lol) *TUTS* and serves herself more brekky*

*Glares over @ Bob*

"You only have to ask yano!"

*finishes brekky*

Please sir, I want some more

OMG NVM the MORE bit..but sir? SIR? HUH!

*Gives Bob the evils and throws a piece of toast at him*

AM A GIRLY! ya shudda sed miss

really? You're a GIRL? I'd never noticed *dodges toast*

OH HOW RUDE...

*Slams her knife and fork down picks up her plate and storms over to the bin and empties and washes it*

Ur sooooooooo mean to me yano Bob, and i let u 'Borrow' my brekky!!

Anyway say what ya want, am GIRL enuff for my Stell so there!

*Sticks tongue out and lays on a sunlounger*




LOL

Aww, I'm sowwie Paula

*trudges back to cabin, chewing on something or other*