*waits to be woken by true loves first kiss... keeps waiting... feels meeks get into his bed, waits a few hours...*

Fine, I get it, that's the closest I'm gonna get to 'true love'! Bah!

*goes out on deck, stretches, makes HUGE dinner*

*Sits on deck.........No skipper...NO tids ....No one to go fishing with !!!...........NO JD ...No Cold frosty ones..........NO......Cubans......nips off to see BB*

Paula.....can you navigate !!!

*wakes up alone*

*goes out on deck to find bob*

*snogs him*


Hey babe

(HOW Im still in bed PMFSLLLLLL)




*Snores*

MORNING!!!!!!!!!!



*Breezes on deck looking all fresh after her shower etc etc*


*Makes some toast, pours an OJ...sits and relax's and waits for some company*

(Hums the Titanic theme!!!!!)

*arrives on speedboat surrounded by hunky men*


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Hiya, you must be Paula? I got your message and came as quickly as i could!!


Any nice men about to pour me a drinky then??

(Dnt shout things like that fs PMSLLLLLLLLLLLLL)


Hello Lou *hugs* I heard u were....com.....ARRIVING .....

No hunky men here am afraid..well only My Stell but he's gone shopping i think!

Drink, did someone mention drink... stirs from his week long slump on deck.... wtf was in those cocktails!!

Hair of the dog... far too late for that ...

*Spots War* HIYA!



*Nudges Lou* Psssssssssst Look heres war, will he do for the hunky drink pourer??

PMSL

Well what do you expect arriving on a speedboat surround by hunky men! hehe


Aww that sucks, we will have to rectify the hunky men situation, i will call a couple of the blokes that brought me here, i'm sure the girls would appreciate their company, if only to wait on us hand and foot!! Woooooooooooo!!


So...what we gonna do to liven this place up then?

Edited at 12:39 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)

Ummmmm... yeah but all them men got off in the speedboat again Lou so..........


*Sighs* War will have to do i spose..


Shout ~ "OI WAR"! , You sorting the drinks out or what???

*Gives War a wink* (yes Paula i said WINK) mine's a red wine please Waiter!!

I always sort the drinks, I can shake it when I have to you know!!!

Which one of u wants shaken and which one stirred!!! pmsl

Red wine it is honey! (overly familiar waiter u see!!)

U and the colour red!! wtf is it all about !!

Paula u want a cherry ??

Ummmmmmm *Thinks* A cherry...No thanks


*Nudges Lou*

OOER Ya winked at him! (pmsl)

Just as well u didnt ask for it Paula i'm saving it for a special cocktail!

Anyway what's a vowel between friends! *winks*

*goes back* behind bar to await next command from the ladies! Likes to be kept busy!

Edited at 12:56 Wed 5/09/07 (BST)

(Pmsl)

Ohhhhhhh Next Command? How about getting me and Lou a couple of sunloungers? We cud top our tans up !

U hot ladies effect my spelling!!!! Well I didn't expect topless drinking Lou babes! Still somewhere to put ure stem I guess lol

Have you got a stutter or is our beauty making you nervous?

*coughs* It's very dry over here!! You know i like to be kept wet!!