Right where all the alcohol? I'm gonna get rat *****!!!

(Pmfsl reading back @ lou asking me to rub it in her front! ooooer!)

*Wakes after her sunbathing nap*

*Pours herself a drink*



Wheres My Stell???? *looks around*

(Tids *sighs* cant ait til ya can post again!)



OI OI you lot!!


Whats on todays agends then?



*Does some stretches*

Sorry honey, nipped ashore for a day and got lost Honest guv !!
Welcome aboard Loo Lou.......or shall we call you Mrs McDonald

*Goes in search of a drink*

*Sings*

"McDonalds McDonalds Kentucky fried chicken an a Pizza Hut McDonalds McDonalds" la la laaaaaaaa


*Relax's with a nice glass of wine*

PMFSLLLLLLLLL @ That !!!

*Wakes up, cuddles his Paula, and whispers softly in her ear*

"Hey honey, fancy some Bacon and Sausage" ??

*Turns over and looks at her Stell shocked(ish) and says "BACON? BACON? No I dont want any Bacon!" (pmfsl)

*gets out the bed and goes for her shower*




















(ha ha ha )

*cracks open a can* *turns ipod up full volume*

*runs from out of the thicket tearing his clothes (but not flesh) as he comes through and as he emerges his rags are now almost disintegrated,tids rapidly aproaches the docked ship and runs up its gangplank,sees a nicely polished deck so decides to try and slide along on his knees, as he attempts to do so, he realises his skin exposed and it therefore doesnt slide well on wood, so he slides some 6 inches and then suddenly flies headfirst into the main mast pole, gets up nursing a sore head and bruised ego, jumps up and shouts*

HEY ALLLLLL DADDY IS HOME

*a saddened tid realises its deserted, so he heads off to get some clean clothes and have a shower, then goes to see BB*



Edited at 00:01 Sun 9/09/07 (BST)

*Wakes next to her Stell and nudges him.."Oi did you hear any racket last night or was i dreaming?"....(no reply) "OI,TF"?..(still no reply)

*Tuts and gets out of bed and drags the quilt off stell so he gets cold and wakes up!*

*grabs her shower stuff and heads off....spots a pair of 'ol grey Y fronts on the floor.........Ummmmmmmm Tids?? TIIIIIIIIDS?

*Drops all her stuff and runs to Tids cabin and bangs on the Door.........TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS are ya back?

















Wooooooooooooooo! WB Si

Edited at 08:48 Sun 9/09/07 (BST)

*wakes up bloody freezing and nursing bruised ribs, where his Paula has been nudgeing him all morning*

*Sits up scratches himself in the customary manner (as blokes do) and walks over to grab a pair of shorts.....passes mirror puts his hands on his head and does SI Woooooooooooooo*

What the hell is that racket outside, Paula why are you banging on Tids door ??? OH !! Is he back ?? Is He? Is He? eh? eh?

*Jumps up and down in excitement*

Whoops SORRY *Blush* goes back in to get dressed

*Spots soft lad rushin back into the cabin*


LAUGHS HER HEAD OFF!!

That reminds me..mini sausages for dinner.....



*Picks her stuff up and goes for her shower...returns looking happy*


Tids is back..........Stephys left that German fella...PARTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

*Hears the words PARRRRRRRRRTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY*

Hello bab, when are the others making an appearance then...???
Want a drink ? Sit yourself down the hun, i'll get you one....What do ya fancy?

Hiya honey *hugs*..I dunno where they are, prob tired still..

*Sits down......ummmmmmmm what do i fancy *


Yano!!

*tuts* At this time of day ??? Well Nooo!!

PMSL

*Goes off to get a drink, bangs on Tids door on the way past*

Oiiii you in there mate ? eh?
OH !! I know where he is.

*chuckles, and goes off to see BB*

Hears footsteps on the steps down to BB, realises its stella so tids hides in the dark coorner at the foot of the stairs and as stella comes along side,jumps out with his scream mask on and shouts*

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

*drags herself from the cargo part of the ship (how i got down there i'll never know! anyway...) goes back to the deck, notices its really quiet and no1 is to be seen... goes to her cabin, gets a shower and gets dressed... walks back onto the deck, makes some drinks and waits for everyone to arrive so they can see she is back!!*




Edited at 21:37 Sun 9/09/07 (BST)

OH But its ok for YOU to drink at that hour


STEPHYYYYYYYYYY *hugs* and pulls a chair over, pours a drink*


Sooooooo who was this German ya went off with?

*leaves a scared out of his wits stella at the bottom of the stairs and tids goes on deck and sees a drunken stephy and paula asleep and snoring in there hammocks, tids notices steph is 'catching flies' and dribbling, so he goes over and wipes her cheek and closes her mouth,suddenly paula starts talking in her sleep but tids doesnt say what it is due too decency censorship, but lets put it this way shes getting all excited about long blode hair and its 'touch' on human skin, so tids opens a fine bottle of rum, lites up a cuban and puts on some Andre Bochelli and chills out........sleep is soon imminent*

*wakes up with no Paula next to him*

Where is that scatty mare gone now.

*Gets up and walks on deck, and spots her sleeping in her hammock*
Awww bless !!

*Picks her up in his arms and carries her back to the cabin, and lays her on the bed, and snuggles in beside her and goes back to sleep*