Yeah I'll fill u up regularly honey! Can't have u getting dry now

I know u like ure fluids

*holds out glass* fill me up waiter

Oh and while ya here i think you should get those sun loungers out like Paula requested!!

(Woah Guys!! pmsl)




*SUNBATHES*


















PMSL

Erects the loungers like requested!

U wanting cream rubbed on , I can't have u burning all over now can I.

Stands next to the ladies to provide some shade! Where are those brollies, the captains card is required to purchase some, was it stella or tidnab that had it last. (the card I mean pmsl)

Who needs a cruise for a lovely view eh!

*relaxes on lounger and sips wine*

Don't spose there's any chance of a bacon butty while ya there?

(lmaooooooooo @ u 2)


*hands Lou the cream....*

Rub that on my back plz hun???

Bacon butty it is the hun, cant have u going hungry!

U want any sauce on it love?

*rubs cream on Paulas back* there ya go hun, don't want that perve doing it do we, his eyes are on stalks as it is!!

*hands Paula the cream* Can ya do my front please? lmfao!

God are u sure one tubes enough!

*goes to look for catering size tube to help Paula protect Lou's white bits!

Anyone for a bit melon when I come back!

Oi ya cheeky git!! What are you trying to imply?


Ooooh i love melon mmmm yes please!

Yeah I remembered ure tastes hun.

Even feeling this hot doesnt affect my memory!

I'm not cheeky I just didn't want ure assets burning babes, they are close to my heart ( and even closer sometimes!)

*comes on deck, still full from dinner on sunday*
Did somebody mention food?

I was just talking to Lou about her melon (plural) if she wants more than one. Gives Lou one........ and waits to see if she wants more.

Oh and bacon butty's were on the go ealier Bob

You mean i missed bacon butties?

Sorry Bob u have to be quick when the ladies get the scent of lovely grub m8

Mmmmm bacon butties were devine Bob, you missed out there!! lol

I'm a bit full up for melon at the mo thanks, but i wouldn't say no to a refill please *holds out glass*

Provides Lou with a refill, wooooo u've had a cpl I see. *goes over and reads sign written beside the loungers*

Paula has fallen asleep hope she doesnt get sun stroke!

There's no need to rub it in Lou!

*goes and makes drink for himself*

Lmao sorry Bob!

What does the sign say Waiter?

Im good at reading signs "this ones about the enjoyment on loungers and losing inhibitions after a few"