lol just the two of us then !

Thanks paula god i need a drink!!!

*Sips her drink in the sun*



Wonder where everyone else is.......

*wakes up in a closet un-shaven with dry mouth and a blocked nose*

Where the hell am I ?

*gains strength and manages to kick the door open. Walks into hall and see's reflection*

Jeez, someone's had me over with the marker!! Argh!


*after a quick shower walks onto deck and lights a cigar. Craks open a beer and lies on hammock to see the sky and wonder*

*puts his arm warmly around stellas shoulder as tids takes the card and puts the gold card in his back pocket*
aaaaah good on you me old mucka, theres a bar juuuuuust...............over there.
*points beyond the palm trees*
lets do some damage to the ships card before guevara finds out

*plays frisby with captains hat*

*Heads back to ship for a shower after fallin asleep on the beach by the beach bar*

Edited at 10:47 Wed 29/08/07 (BST)

*Leaps and catches the Capn's hat, does a flying mid air spin, and returns to tids*

Aha!!!

*Puts hand over his eyes, to shield them from the sun*

I can see the bar mate *points* That one over there with all the errr...ummmm "you know" outside ???

*grins at Tids*

Is this a private party or is there room for a canny scot!

Tids buy us a beer and we can tell a few jokes about an Englishman, Scotsman and a Welshman !!!

LMAO !!


Welcome aboard War!


*Makes some brekky and sits in the sun*














(U Lot shud spoil me yano!! seeing as im the only girl here AND ive been here from the flippin start trying to keep it going!)

C'mon guys get the lass a cocktail or 3, we need someone to occupy the pole!

*Occupies the pole, with devestating effect*

Edited at 11:23 Thu 30/08/07 (BST)

*Heads off to the beach cos War makes out shes gunna dance for everyone*







WELL NO!


and welcome aboard dr35d3n....ur not Darren by any chance are ya hehe)

Paula,

I thought that after 3 cocktails that u'd sound like u were speaking Polish ffs...... I was talking about Dimitri the polish guy at the end of the bar, he needs to be talked to, hence occupied!!!!! lmfao

*Stops and turns round after hearing what War had to say*


Am sowweeeeee i thought cos i was the only girl here ya wanted me dancing!! *hugs War*

OI Dimitri (lmfao@that) wanna drinky eh?eh?

NOOOO War she said POLISH the bar man !!!
Not the Barman is Polish !!


*Hands War the Mr Sheen and a cloth*


OH and while your behind there......A beer each for Me and tids and a cocktail for the lady...

*Looks around* hey Paula....where's the lady gone ???

(HA HA HA HA Funny git )



*Looks around*


*Shrugs*


OH wait.. Lady Steph? she met some German last night, she staying with him for a week or so


*Sips her drink*














(LMAO)

OH !! I konw the german !! Herr Kuts the barber....he's the skippers mate !!!

*Drinks pint, and walks over to paula*

Well hellooooo gorgeous, knock knock, fancy a dance????

*Puts a quid in the Jukebox, and starts the SI*

Edited at 19:50 Thu 30/08/07 (BST)

*has beers waiting for stella and war (welcome aboard m8 btw) wonders where them two 'round dodgers' have gone and thinks....bloody welsh and scots...always dissapearing when its buy a round time, walks over to juke box and puts on motorhead, killed by death on, starts swaying the long hair while holding a bottle of newcastle brown*

(PMSL @ That!)



*Spots Tids Swinging his loooooooong hair and gets jealous......so heads back to the ship and goes to bed*














(LMAO)

*puts on a collection of great rock songs on the juke box and tells the bar man to charge it all to 'the card'*

woooooo ooooh hoooo sweeeet child of miiiiiiyine

TIDSY THATS MY FAVOURITE SONG

*is suddenly awake, in the bar, and yelling the words while dancing like a moron*