mr guevara's (and FJ's) booze cruise 2 (contd.)

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08:15 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
(Pmfsl @ You 2!!)


After waking and feeling groggy due to the noise of SOME PPL... Paula walks on deck..


OH MY GOD!

"What the heck"

*Shakes her head as she watches Tids and Stell sitting on the floor..trying to look like they are rowing a boat and laffing at each other like 2 yr olds*

*walks over and grabs the bottles and pours the remains into the sea*
...looks at Tids and says "Ur NOT swimming in that state and nor are YOU (@ stella) Now go and sort ya self out...NOW!"


*Goes to sunbathe*
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08:35 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*looks at stella in an 'unimpressed with paula glance' and whispers*

We...hic...aint gonnna purrup with that are we m8......right....you get her ankles and ill....oooh hang on a minute m8.... BUUUUUUUUURP, thats better,.......now where was i? oh yes.............you get her ankles and ill get her wrists.......
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10:49 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
"Hic" you'll have to help me up firsht tho matey "Hic...Burp!!"

And anyway, why have i got the anklesh, have you shmelt her feet, they are buzzing.

*stumbles to his feet, and staggers over to the rum lock up*

heh heh heh, tidshy look what ive found !!

*Lifts leg and lets one rip* PAAAAAAAAAARRRP

*wafts hands* *coughs*
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11:14 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Drearily looks at stella with another bottle of rum and suddenly perks up*

Arrrrrghh morrrrre rum

*thud...... as he falls on floor in a drunken heap*
help me up shtella me old mucka

*manages to get up but falls towards paula and drunkerdly puts his arms around her and makes her wince with his alcohol breath*

Looook at what shtella gots us...more brin....i mean brandy

*tosses stella clothes peg*

Her yer go mate,,,,thats for them feet

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP

Now......where did i put me speedos
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11:20 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
(Im pmslllllll at you's HAHAHAHAH)


ARGH! OH god...

*Scrunches her nose up at the smell of Tids*

GERROFFFF MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


*looks at Stell as if to say.. you have had it mate*



HELP can someone PLZ help me with this drunken pairrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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13:52 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*Drunken Arrr arrrrrr my hearrrties*

Hewwwooo Paula babbbyyyy, give us hug and a kish !

*Closes eyes and Puckers up*

pish myshelf laffin, hun tidshy's gone to get his shpeedos......."hic"
*drapes himself all over Paula*....I wuvvvvvvv you

Buuuuurpp Hic ....ooopshs pardon me *giggles*
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14:43 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*wakeees up from another long sleep!* (geeeeez u all cud wake me up yano!)

*Gets a shower etc...walks onto deck*


hmmmmmmm...where is everybody!?
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16:12 Wed 22 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*Tries to hold Stell up*


OH GOD!


STEPHY!! HELPP MEEEEE!!!!
















(pmsl @ tids and stell on here today)
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04:28 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*Wakes with the hangover from hell*

God i need water

*staggers off to kitchen and consumes 4 Litres of Water quickly*

*Goes and bangs hell out of Tids Cabin door*

*Chuckles and heads off for a shower*
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04:42 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
(i guess we need to sober up for at least an hour lmao)

*shouts*
Shuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuup my god damn head hurts


*crawls out of pit and passes showers and hears stella singing, so turns off hot water supply, walks away and giggles too himself*

That'll teach him to bang on my door *smug grin*

*goes and puts on bacon, sausage, black pudding tomatoes,giant mushrooms (not mushroom left in the pan now) and some eggs. Makes a large pot of tea*

*shouts out*

Brekkie ready in 20 mins folks, then off on to the island of madagasca for an explore

Edited at 09:42 Thu 23/08/07 (BST)
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04:44 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
awwww thanks tidss *comsumes his brekkie quickly*



goes to sink, drinks 10 pint glasses of water, then falls to floor.



*crawls back into bed*

Edited at 09:46 Thu 23/08/07 (BST)
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04:56 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*stands back totally astonished at what has happened*

but........who........what......how...........???

*shakes head and wonders if it was an illusion*
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06:13 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*Walks on deck and spots tids*

Wonders if to hug him after last nights goings on...


*HUGS*


*Sits down and helps herself to some food and has a natter with Tids*

"Just heard My Stell cursing in the shower..he must of dropped the shower gel........*shrugs*"



Sooooooooooooo whats on todays agenda?
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06:16 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
Welllllllllllllllllllllllllll paula .............
*takes a gobful of cholesteral fuelled brekkie*
..........when the other beggers get up i thought as we have docked on this fine beach off madagasca, i thought we might do a bit of beach combing and gather some dried driftwood for the night time campfire on the beach......what do you think?

*sniffs under his armpits*

I dont smell you know, im alllll refreshed

*sits quietly listening to paulas brain working away while she is thinking*

Edited at 11:41 Thu 23/08/07 (BST)
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06:41 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
I Know ya dnt smell thats why i hugged ya!


*GRINS*...sounds good to me Tids!!

Have we got food in tho for tonight?
Maybe when we dock, you lot shud get things sorted and i cud go shopping *Gets excited* erm, for food mind!
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06:52 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
*points to the beach*

Look around you we have docked

*rolls eyes*

dont worry about food we will catch summat either by hook or crook
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06:56 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
WE ARE HERE! (ok ok i didnt know)


WOOOOO Ok im gunna go grab what i need from my cabin okies??


*Skips happily to her cabin*



Ohhhh i cant wait to hit the beach and feel the sand in me toes.........




*Returns* with her sunglasses, HUUUGGGGEEEEE beach towel, sun cream, ipod, mags,ERM.. baby wipes, tissues, beach bag,ERM.. frisbee, puzzle book and pen!




WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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07:12 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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07:38 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
STOP WHAT??



*Panics* What WHAT???
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07:41 Thu 23 Aug 07 (BST)  [Link]  
We cant go on the beach yet, we need stella to get permission from the madagasian authorities before we can set upon the land

*bangs on stellas door*

WAKEY WAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY
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