*dresses into shorts and t-shirt and accompanies tids with the escapism of the hammock*

There you go mate - that could of been traumatic - lets have a beer.

*shakes her head*

silly boys

*wakes after her nap*

*Goes to make a sandwich for her lunch*

*sits and relax's*




Soooooooo When are we getting to Mada thingy...gasca?

Well why thanking you squire

*looks at paula in an unimpressed manner*

takes a very large swig of fine ale

Paula.....you know what they say about women doin' a mans job? women and knives dont mix,'cept in the kitchen


Thanks for the help cap'n

*spots caiti*

Hello long time no see

*SMiles sweetly at Tids as if to say..ohhh wasnt i good helping you* ()


*Waves to Caiti*


Can someone Please PLEASE tell me how long til we get to Madagasca!!!

Madagasca????????????????

You Lot cant organise a drinking session in the brewery

*goes off to look at sea charts and sonar radar thingy me bob that cost a few hundred quid from cash convertors, mutters too himself as he thumps it too get it working........ bloody cheapskate cap'n, next port im gonna use the ships card and buy a modern one*

Ok you lot........madagascar in 12 hours

Edited at 15:18 Mon 20/08/07 (BST)

12 Hours! Wooooooooooooooooo

Yep 'Twas Him ole scruffy Cap'n himself *Points to Ste* That sed we were going to Madagasca...sed ya can get sum cheap Rugs there too!..Ummmmm My Stell will be happy



*Sips her drink*

RIght !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*struts up to cap'n and whips off the captains hat*

right you sonny jim, you are as much use as boobs on fish......i, will sail us in from here.


*legs it away so ste cant nick the hat back

*Laffs and goes to get a mag from her cabin*

*Strolls on deck*

Want me to pull anchor mate ?? or should that be HAUL anchor !!?

*Reaches over and grabs a beer, and tosses it over to errrrr...dare i say, "the skipper" !!!*

Oh BTW paula......how do i say this.....*blushes* Thats my mag hun *coughs* !! Errrr Ste lent it to me, interesting feature on the new BMW in it...thought i'd be interested !! *coughs*

*comes out singing*

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Early in the morning.

Way-hay, up she rises,(X3)
Early in the morning.

Put him in the long boat til he's sober
Put him in the long boat til he's sober
Early in the morning.

Chorus

Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Pull out the bung and wet him all over
Early in the morning.

Chorus

Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Put him in the scuppers with the deck pump on him
Early in the morning.

Chorus

Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Heave him by the leg in a runnin' bowlin'
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Tie him to the taffrail when she's yard-arm under
Early in the morning.

Chorus:

Put him in the bilge and make him drink it,
Put him in the bilge and make him drink it
Early in the morning.


Sorry stella what did ya say???

*catches beer*

Never mind mate......

*Hauls up anchor*

*Puts arm around Tids and sways back and fore, and joins in singing the chorus*

Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Way-hay, up she rises
Early in the morning.

*Swigs rum*

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

(PMSL)

*after ample rum and many a tankard slap with stella and singing the same song over and over again tids starts too sing......*

Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit-cha, was on the good ship venus........

Edited at 14:31 Tue 21/08/07 (BST)

*Puts fingers in ears, as he knows the words (Being a rugby player)*

*Carries on Shwigging rum, and starts his own song*

"Weeeeeeeeell im the king of the Shwingers"
The booze cruise V.I.P".

*Puts arms in the air and toddles round like a chimp, pulling faces at Tids*

"Ohhhhhhh Oobedoo i wanna be like yooohoooohoooo"

Edited at 15:07 Tue 21/08/07 (BST)

*decides not too carry on the good ship venus song as not too offend younger folk puts on cd very loud and out bursts*

Row row row your boat gently down the..........

*suddenly stop as tids ejects the offending said cd and tosses overboard...puts on rod stewart greatest hits and , goes to track 14 tids puts him arms in the air waving side too side singing*

We are saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaling, we are saaaaaaaaaaailing........................

*laughs his head off at stella swinging from the mainbrace in his monkey suit*

*Ohhhhhh ooohbedooo i wanna be like yooohooo hooo*

*slips off mainbrace and crashlands on deck PHSLLLL*

*Rubs his J-LO and start singing again*

"Faaaaaaaaaaaarrr awayyy acrooooos theeeee seeeaaaaaaaaaaa" oh god *swigs more rum and giggles*

*Storms out of her Cabin and goes on deck*

*Shouts*

"OI! SOFT GITS! KEEP THE NOISE DOWN WILL YA'S"


*Storms back to cabin and slams the door shut*

*tids and stella are now sat on the deck with a bottle of rum (each) in each hand and a cuban in the other, sat in the rowing position leaning forwards and backwards and going side too side, still, singing the same song*

Hic........schomon paula shjoin in the fun.....burp

*sings with tids*

"Oooops upside your head, i said, ooops upside your head"

*slaps floor in time with singing*

(LMFAOOOOO @ this )

Ooooooh tidshyyy im empty, gish a shwig out of your bockle matey......"HIC"

Wheresh my PAULA whoooooooooo Paula Waula, come to stelly welly

"BUUUUURRRP"

Edited at 12:28 Wed 22/08/07 (BST)

*tosses empty bottle aside*

aaaarhgh craaaaap m8 thish onshe empty, need to get more......

*then as by magic a full bottle of rum appears rolling along the deck and tids grabs it, then grabs the cork by his teeth to pull it out, when,painfully he realises its a screw top*

Her ya go PAAAAAAAAAAARP oops sorry m8......thank god your upwind (sts) eh?

Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaula........i need painkillers for my gob

I said ooops uppppps side ur head..........


fancy a dip m8?

(PMSL)