End! You're dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn't know I was dead.

A 16 year old boy was driving a moped down a one way street in the wrong direction. A policeman stopped him and gave him a ticket. The policeman paid the ticket himself. What is a logical explanation for this?

Erm...it was his son??

Oh, good answer!

Yeah, the Policeman was the boy on the moped's dad. Your go mary_poppins.

woooo...how good am i? lol


A man is asked what his daughters look like. He answers, "They are all blondes, but two, all brunettes, but two, and all redheads, but two." How many daughters did he have?

3 - one of each?

*tuts*...yea ur go bob!!

Where can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?

dunno

correct!

What? I thought it was something like adding two hours to 11:00 to get 1:00?

Yea, it is lol

ur go katie

Oh. Okay!

Pronounced as one letter,
And written with three,
Two letters there are,
And two only in me.
I'm double, I'm single,
I'm black, blue, and gray,
I'm read from both ends,
And the same either way.
What am I?

eye?

Yep!

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Ya - he filled a glass of water and held it over his head

Oooh... been trying to figure this one out all night! Good one, Mr. Cloone!