OH!


Joke ..NOW!

haha, im sorry dude... but you was slacking!

OI! he was not!




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he was... trust me, lol annoying i got loads jokes but carnt post em will get slapped as s

No YOU trust MOI he DOESNT slack pmsl



Thats cos ursare too bad! DH

Edited at 17:24 Thu 29/03/07 (BST)

aye, they are a little extreme for the supreme... i posted all the 'allowed' jokes i have but i got about another 20-30 to tell yas... but to long and a little OTT ya DH

A new bride was a bit embarrassed to be known as a honeymooner. So when she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear that they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the suitcases!"

A young woman married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She soon married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children.
Alas, she finally croaked.
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed to the Lord above, thanking him for this loving woman who fulfilled his commandment to "Go forth and multiply."
In his final eulogy, he noted, "Thank you Lord, they're finally together."
Leaning over to his neighbour, one mourner asked... "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
The other mourner then replied... "I think he means her legs."

:o

Two men walked into a bar.

You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

LMAO

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting every docker he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women in a row, without pausing, and satisfy them all.
Bets are made, and they agree that they'll meet the next day. The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock . The guy drops his pants and starts.
True to his word, he moves from one to the next, satisfying each one without pausing: 1.. 2.. 3.. on and on he goes: 49.. 50.. 51.. He slows down somewhat: 83.... 84.... 85.... but he is still moving from one to the next, and the women are still satisfied: 97............ 98............. 99.............
...and before he can get to the last woman, he has a heart attack and dies.
The manager scratches his head in puzzlement and says, "I don't understand it! It went perfectly well at practice this morning!"

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ars e popping out.
The first man says, "I wish that was Demi Moore's Ars e"
The second man says, "I wish that was Pamela Anderson's Ars e."
Then the third man says, "I wish it was dark."

HAHAHAA



And katie i loved urs pmsl

My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start.

So far today, I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake.

I feel better already.

LMAO

Hmm.. I think this one might have been said already, but I thought it was funny...

The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral test.

Speaking specifically about manic depression, she asked, "How would you diagnose a patient who walks back and forth screaming at the top of his lungs one minute, then sits in a chair weeping uncontrollably the next?"

A young man in the rear raised his hand and answered, "A basketball coach?"

Ha Ha!

An old favourite of mine..........

A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After 15 minutes of this, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight."
The woman says, "So do I. You've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

!!!