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A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire.
They ask her how to get there and she says "Duuuhh, big red truck?!."

lmaoooooo

A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in
arm in arm...

OMG lmao at the blonde one!!

lmao keep em coming

3rd Page, c'mon ppl jokes pls

Here ya go stelly, u might like this one!!


Nurse Nancy

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, ?earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to "p rick Mr. Smiths boil!'''

PMFSLLLLLLL

Yeeeeaaaah, go Claire !!

PMSL

LMAO

This one made me PMSL!!


A few days after Christmas, A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell "All you sons of biatches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! All of you sons of biatches that are getting on, get your asses in the train cause were leaving". The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of language in this house." Now I want you to go into your room for two hours. When you come out, you can play with your train, but I don't want to hear any bad language.....cont.

Two hours later, the son comes out of his room and continues playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard the son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your ride was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. For those of you who are just boarding the train, we ask that you stow all of your hand luggage under the seat, remember there is no smoking except on the club car. We hope you have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today".

"For those of you who are p1ssed off with the two hour delay , please see the biatch in the kitchen."

pmsfl lovin em baby

PMFSL

The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."

Paddy walks past a new pub and sees a sign in a window saying....

PIES 50p
HAND JOBS 10p

He couldn't beleive is luck. He goes in and sees a stunning blonde barmaid and asks her..."Are you the one who gives the hand jobs? "yes" she replies. He said "well wash you fcuking hands then, I want a pie"

Pmsl @ that!!! haahaha!

pmsl keep em comin

PMSL @ em all