mickey mouse,that she

had concealed in a very private place, where the dogs liked to sniff regardless of whether or not contraband was there(!).....

And when they had finished sniffing, the dogs magically turned into...........

Nems and Stellas and Poolcues, each bigger and handsomer and musclier then the other......

Tiny thing that happened to belong to loony...............

(grrr, I mixed up than and then)

......which when under the proper conditions became not so tiny......

then we he came so...............................................

?

wat

Cos it actually disappeared!! Loony went mad and..........

then he decided to just go and.......................................................

find one of the female FJs to show her how big he actually was.....

So Off he went walking and walking in search of a female FJ til he cud walk no more, he sank to the ground and put his head in his hands and then an old lady called Freda stopped and gave him a penny thinking he was an old tramp and.........

then he was like why dont i..............................................................

show Freda how big I am!






And she can tell Steph and the others!!!

so he showed her how big he was then she.........

ran home and ...

and thought to herself................................................

OMG That Cloony is Loony! She decided to get revenge by..........

taking pictures of his bigness and shrinking them to make it look small. But even when she tried that it still looked humungous and large, because she hadn't seen one in so long! So she pondered to herself, "Hmmm, what ever is someone supposed to do with one of those?" So she approached him, and said unto him, Cloone, wilt thou show unto me the advantages of your preponderant appurtenance? And Cloone did reply to her, saying, Yea, my child, unto thee I will show all things... And she said "I'm no child!" And he replied, "Sorry ma'am." And he proceeded to show her the goodness of his, eh, goodness...