And after taking one look at poor Paula, who was in floods of tears, made them all get off! Paula was now alone on that very bus and...........













(Ha! )

lewd acts followed between them lol

Edited at 18:18 Thu 26/04/07 (BST)

(Ahem, who? im alone on the bus!!)

nah its you and the bus driver aint it?

yes the bus driver is called stella

so it is stella sees paula crying and goes and sits by her, puts his arm around her and says in a soft voice..........

"Have You Farted Paula???"........She Looked so shocked that she............

asked stella if he could be a darling and......

Take her home and..........

get her a clean pair of underwear, so she....

*grabbed his arm and pleaded will ya will ya pleaseeeeeeeeee take me home, i need clean knickers cos ive BSML and im...............

soaking wet, so stella picked up in his arms and carried her home, where he.....

Ran her a nice hot bath with lots and lots of bubbles, and told her to relax while he went downstairs and.............

poured two glasses of wine, and put on some Aerosmith, then he......

Went to the foot of the stairs and shouted up "

Mind if i join you?" to which Paula relpied "

In a very sexy voice.........."

Sure why not" so stella made his way upstairs when suddenly......

There was a knock on the door.........

Stell cudnt believe it, he didnt know what to do, leave the door or go and answer it.........