(Lmfao!!)

Of the spongyness in his fairy cakes and.........

(Guys?????)


The Smoothness of...........

Edited at 07:14 Sat 14/04/07 (BST)

his charm and charisma, and also the smoothness of jsg's excellently depilated legs, which clooney loved the feel of...

Edited at 01:15 Wed 18/04/07 (BST)

so much that he went just couldnt

just went couldn't went just...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......

Tho he wasnt fussy on her hairy ar pits, he found this to be.....

...a moinor distraction compared to the haielessnes and smoothness of the rest of her! Oh, he wanted to smother her with kisses all over: her lips, her chin, her arms, her waist, her navel, her lips, oh, what he wouldn't do! And he knew she would like it too, due to his bigness...

(HAHAHAHA iwas just talking to ur mate Jay on MSN about ur posts here HAHAHA)..


And warmness of his smile BEFORE he had been eating garlic. Once he ate garlic and spoke to Betty the local fruit and veg seller and she almost.....

...wet herself with excitement!!!

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Because as Loony spoke to her, she looked over his shoulder and saw none other than...............

...Loony's reflection in the mirror, a side view, in which she could see the true extent of his bigness!!!

And she gasped and sed OMG That nose is huge!!! Anyways..........

...he replied "Well, ya know whatthey say about a guy with a big nose!" And he proved it by derobing himself, and she wet herself even more!!! At this point a PC (of the police kind) came on the scene and said "What's going on here?" "Howdy officer" came the reply, "but I really feel you should take a look at my truncheon, it's a lot bigger than yours!" Oh my! said the cop, and away they went into the station for some, ahem, interrogation. For the policeman was... a policewoman!!! Well my oh my, she got the third degree I can tell you! Burns from the carpet! After Loony and the lady officer had finished, ....

Arguing over the fact it was his nose they were dicussing, Loony gave in and admitted he was a fabricator, looking for affection from the old lady the wet herself every day, as he found it comforting that only she could...........










(Haha.....mad!)

be the one to

Bump the N.E.S After it had fell to page 3! It seems that The N.E.S was nearly Ending But Oh noooo Paula wudnt let it end, in fact she would..............

keep it goin no matter what,so paula

Sed To Herself..."Paula, even tho Stella blamed you for farting, You know in ur own heart of hearts that, that smell was no way ur smell and could of only came from Stella.
Stella farted once on a packed bus and every single person...............

pointed straight at paula,and said "how can you blame such a lovely mild mannerered man, who in NO way on gods earth would do such a thing" .....
so the driver then stopped the bus and......












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