a tiddly bit drunk,,so she gave some to the farmer to try,,he said what the hck is that,i said oops wrong bottle, so

The Fred(the farmer) Sed To Jill...........

oh freds the farmer ok lmao



how dare you give me that to drink,,FRED said as he was walkin with his wellies in his hand

By Now Jill was wondering why Fred had took his wellies off! Maybe he wanted to..............

erm,indeed i was,so jill asked fred why,but fred didnt hear so jill watch fred plod along with his wellies in his arm,then all of a sudden fred drops one ....

And As Jill rushes to pik it up, Fred grabbed jills arm, Swung her round and....

nearly drops her in some...

Paddling pool that had been left there..but he caught her and...........

then she looked at fred and said ....

* Ive got a combine harvester.......wanna have a

lmao,,jill said yes plzzzzzzzz,so fred picked her up gentle and sat her on...

The back of a cow........

the cos then started to........................................................................................

What?? lol

have a pooh pooh

(lmao) The Fred and Jill went off to

the bermuda triangle

To try find some...........

pringles and socks

they looked everywhere but they just could not...