I sometimes paula think of you
When ive had a vindaloo
Im doing a poem while i crap
With my laptop on my lap
My stomach gives moan and groan
While im squeezing on my throne
I always seem to think of you
When i need to do a poo

Its sweet im still in your thoughts
Even when you do all sorts

I dont mind what you do
When your having a poo

Think of me whenever you feel
Even though it'll seem surreal

Just dont have me in your head
Once you lay down on ur bed

Look at kirk hes trying to flirt
He looks just like sesame streets bert
With his muscles im not so keen
Hes got the body of mr bean
He thinks he cool and very smart
Hes nothing but a dirty jam tart
He wants to get them pants of u
To use them as a parachute

Thanks for being a good sport
For not making ppl aware
Or sending a report
It appears you take things on the chin
With a smile and a grin
It seems i have been wrong about you
Cos nothing i say makes you blue

Thats a nice 1 for once

Imma flirt
Thats for cert
But youd have to be good to claim my shirt
Im sometimes curt
And I shouldnt blurt
But you go with me il make your bum hurt

good poems

Im not really into poems
But ill write one for you
Cos all I am is a biron
But I guess that will have to do

Biron ffs

Pmsl awwww my ur Biron?

You can be my biron, if youd really like
Just please keep away from Jase n Mike
Cos if I find youv been sniffing around
Your (_x_) wont even touch the ground

Oh wow i like it, a good poem man
I wont go near them, what about Cam?
But dont you worry, dont be cross
I'll stay away from Pind an Marcos

BUMP!!

C'mon!

Oh babe, pipe down, quit your bumping lard
Theres enough bump going on inside the shard
What will happen next, im excited to know
Unlock your eyes girl, your making me grow

X factor is on, what a sting to my ears
Ill leave the room now to distinguish my fears
But an advert came on which filled me with glee
Muller are now advertising a corner...lactose free

Hahaha! Keep them coming

Two days gone not one post!!!

:O

Thirteen days and not one word
I think that's quite absurd
Im disappointed and upset
With you lot ya lazy gets!

No one online what do i do
Try an do a poem or two
A poem exactly... what about
Probably boring or not a lot
Ramble on like a record broken
No understanding of words spoken
Just type and see what comes next
Ahhhh blow this ill send a text

What are these pin curls, I have no clue
Paulas tried explaining, but im lost, its true
Now shes saying clips, so whats with the pin stuff?
Which hair do you stick the pins? Is it the hair on ur...Lateo

Pmsl at you

Justsumgirl

I know a girl on here, named justsumgirl,
Who isnt just some girl at all.
I imagine her with a necklace, carrying a pearl,
Whenever she's here we have a laugh and a ball.
We never like her absence, the forum goes dead,
I sit and write poems for her pleasure.
She gives us a title, that runs through my head,
The extent of her joy- i dont think could be measured.
So i write a quick poem, wait for a reply,
And hope that she thought it was great.
So day after day, our good times fly by,
And i feel proud to say that she is my mate.
So here it is Paula, a poem just for you,
I hope that it finds you, as it found me.
I'll always write one to cheer you up, whenever you feel blue,
Lots of love from me - Mr G


WOW! Just been nosing round and found this from 13 yrs ago