Pmsl @ you

Ya best stop it rar naw


Am not going brawling, im a sweet girl
Look at my pretty dress, watch it twirl
My nails, i cant get them dirty
Need them clean for when i get flirty

Or better still, lets get some skin under them
Bitta blood wont hurt either, under all ten
Your pretty dress is nice, though im not that fussy
When its on the floor, and Im eating your....lasagna

Im pmsl

Not that I find your poem offensive
If I wrote this Id be on the defensive
People dont like what I put
Because I dont kiss their butt
Live and let live no matter what they say
I wont report because Im not gay
My humour isnt appreciated
And now me on the forum will be depreciated

Between Pit an i is always jokes
Its only at me the fun he pokes
Its not about anyone kissin butt
Its more about what some put
Others may feel intimidated
Maybe feel are being slated
Kirk sorry you feel that way
Just carry on and post away
Join in on all games of fun
Just dont win all or ya better run






Home showered and had food
Now im in a relaxing mood
PJ's on and hair ragged up
Drinkin tea from me fave cup
A little browse around online
Headed to FP to post a rhyme
So here i am you smelly lot
You do poems show me what ya got

I love the weather on days like this
Crisp an fresh a bit of sun....bliss
Even though to work i must go
Upon my face youll see a glow
Do my job then ill head home
Shower & snack yap on the phone
Then get ready for a little date
For food and cocktails with my mate

My time has come and not for that reason
Nobody is really left thats a friend, its had its season
So many laughs and banter over the years
But in the end who now really appears
The best days are gone and I wish you all well
Its still funny when people joke and give you hell
Dont take it personal and strike back with wit
They are just like me, a jumped up git

Im in the back ground waitin to pounce
On his naughty poem he cant renounce
Im like a fox and im on the prowl u aint got no chance you broken winged owl

I wish we could clone Id make 3 of me
Working them like dogs so I could be free
But if they were good replicas of yours truly
They would probably jump me acting unruly
Id buy a tasergun to keep them in line
And brawl with them convulsing below the waistline ha ha ha

Wow that poem was a hoot
The only person laughing is Paula because shes in cahoots
You laugh at your own poems, maybe its low self esteem
You and your friend in a little dream
Dont get me involved I said my point peacefully
Im leaving these forums now gleefully
You can have these threads just the two of you
All these silly games its just poo
I dont get the point and find it weird
I think nick had you both bioengineered
The last poem, you tried to act tough
I private messaged and you gave a rebuff
You not on my level so dont even try
Be physical or wit I will leave you hanging dry
Dont even bother trying to reply to this
Your a grain of sand to my amethyst

strike 2

Theres a sale on in town, 50 percent off
Where the losers all go, Its called The Grip Shop
They sell them in bulk, or singles for the loners
Designed for the weak, despicable moaners
Paulas got a pink one, mine is blue
Get yourself a grip its the best thing for you.

Oh please lads not again
Your all driving me insane
Just get along or be civil
Or just MAN UP an stop the drivel




My god, worse than teenage girls the lot of yas!!!!!!

Two minutes of my time
Two minutes in my mind
Two minutes cravings sought
Two minutes food for thought
Two minutes was all it took
Two minutes released unhooked

says you who bottled it when you were offered out by kirk hahaha you interenet gangster

its just banter

on another note theres kids on here you mite want to think about toning down your poems, admin will be made aware

**quick edit I still love you tho babs***
*** giggles***

Edited at 06:26 Fri 31/08/18 (BST)

Shows how mature Kirk was for.....offering out....
Showed how mature Pit was for choosing to ignore!!!

You seriously need to grow up! Your deliberately reading every post to just reply with anything to try and reel him in.
If you had any sense, youd realise poems were about us and ppl we know and stop thinking they are all about you or Kirk! Make admin aware all you want, its YOU whos trying to cause crap, they can prob see it!

Kirk ~ The poems are really REALLY not aimed at you ( apart from the one i done saying ....not again, yas drive me insane) but your obv telling lrg things about what your doing or have done and hes using it to try and intimidate people on here, ive seen him do it with Trip! IMO your better off not tellin him anything, he'll end up getting you both banned, and your ok when your on here when hes not! IMO its like hes giving you the bullets to fire!

Pit ~ Sorry about all that, i know you can speak for yourself but id rather you didnt react. Dont be mad at me.

All this is going beyond a joke now!

pete is so keen to show his machoness to you lol when really hes just making himself look silly,

if people are gonna pick up on my posts and report them then ill do exactly the same.

be good keep it clean and there will be fun for everyone even the readers, we don't want to put them off the site

anyway nice to see you on. be well and prosper

When somebody threatens my life I take it serious. I have him a chance to meet me and sort it out like men off this site as its just going to get us banned. I did it privately and I was very fair I think. I never threatened or said anything else. But if he wants to talk tough then he can do it to my face otherwise it looks silly. I know I joke around and stuff but I never threaten people.

Of course I told Lee as we are mates and I said he wussed out. Thats what mates do, we talk. If anything I spurn Lee on not him me. Iv been a nusiance on these forums for years with my banter. Sometimes Im nicer sometimes im mischievous. Its my bad boy charm lol.

Banning wont change much now. There isnt much left to come on for. So until it dies out or I leave (get banned) im still going to be me. But im tired of these forums anyway as its the same crap and apart from Lee I have no friends here so it really is a pointless endeavour.

He doesnt need to show me anything! Grow up!

He looks silly to who? You two? Trust me he wont give it a second thought, yous really dont know him!

Am so annoyed at myself for even replying here




Lets get this thread back to its best
Give the childishness a rest
Dont bore readers with crap chat
They dont come here to read that
This was started to share poems an ryhme
Yet its all getting out of line
Mocking here, little digs there
For others, thats just not fair
People will be keeping away
Not wanting to read what we say
So can we please just try again
To stop all this it wont be in vain

hahahaha what an absolute MUG.

Kind Regards

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