Enjoy my beautiful poem above.

Kind Regards

Bigger Tool

My poem wasnt so serious
Please dont get delerious
Im a bad boy at heart
Posting poems thats art
Cant nobody touch this

Wow mate I need a Kleenex. And I dont mean from our Saturday night antics

Your Very Welcome,

Although Our Saturday Night Antics BLOW this out of the water.

Kind Regards

Bigger Tool

One i posted 7 months ago

Whatever happened to Funkypool
When banter was fun an light
Whatever happened to Funkypool
When players would laugh all night

Whatever happened to Funkypool
When everyone got along
Whatever happened to Funkypool
When in the garage we'd burst into song

Whatever happened to Funkypooll
When we'd play to get an hatrick
Whatever happened to Funkypool
When the only main man was Nick

Whatever happened to Funkypool
When fun and games would thrive
Whatever happened to Funkypool
When forums were truly alive

I'll tell you what happened to Funkypool
Good people grew up and left
Leaving this site in tatters
Leaving old users feeling bereft

It may be time to now admit
It will never be the same
Its time to hang my hat up
And retire from this once fab game

To those who knew me for yrs
I might pop back once in a while
Read thru msgs and forums
And have a little smile

Before i end this poem of mine
I would just like to say
To the really special ppl to me
I loved it back in the day

I have a big problem, Im embarrassed to say
The pharmacist wasnt helpful, in any kind of way
So I booked in the doctors, uncertain of my fate
He turned around and said to me........
Its just acne mate.

Told ya


Wanna Pizza?

no need to retire just dont complain or report banter then look the other way when friends do it
Im a poet and i didnt know it

Im not retiring it was a re post
Id not leave the thread i love most
I'll say it again my last resort
I have NEVER ever sent one report

I know i just wanted to see your reply. I act daft for a reason lovey

Oh yeh you make ppl aware i forgot

ONCE, with good reason.



Im not going there

And i have 3 good reasons so far

Im not going there

*thumbs up*

Im glad you approve sweetie pie

Whether y'all at work or staying home
Really busy or messin on ya phone
Enjoy whatever comes your way
Happy Saturday ppl enjoy your day

well done paula
hip hip hooray
for wishing us all a pleasent day
you take your beats
like a good girl
ill get the whip out n
make your toes curl
id like to wish good day to you
but I really really really really really really really
just don't like you

Back to my kleenex
Might have Paula on her knees next
And dont be making that mind think crude
And get it all misconstrued
You could just be praying
For no more tax paying

Haha, i like them both...good poems actually



Love me or hate me.....either way your thinking about me

I think of you on the forums
I think of you in the backseat of my car
I think about you in Ann summers, purchasing that nice bra
I think of you riding, that Shetland pony
I sometimes think is she phoney
I think of you on your knees
Where many girls can please
I think If you in Liverpool
I think of us playing killer pool.
I think of your next post
I think of who you love the most
But really I think Im just ambivalent towards you

Ooer! Haha

That was a good one from you Kirk
It actually made me do a smirk

I wouldnt chance it in your car
Ya might drop me off somewhere far

An leave poor Ann Summers outta this
Whats she done for you to diss

Lmao@ Shetland pony
Oh god others also think im phoney

Your right all gals can defo please
Not necessarily on their knees

I cant play pool to save me life
It stresses me with woes an strife

Ambivalent you may well be
But im just really being me

Your gettin better with your rhymes
I may end up with laughter lines