Inspire all with poetic rhyme
Give us five mins of ya time
Youve done good in the past
Bring em back with a blast!

A secret place behind doors of steel
Where you can disguise or reveal

People stack in like Pringles in a tube
Anticipated faces like watching The Cube

Security, well thats quite tight
Needs to be for a special night

If you cant cope, its getting hard
Just head back to the Shard

As random as ever,
Full of verbal poo,
It's all ok Paula,
Someone must love you!

Im pretty sure its me Gaz.

Haha!

Ama a random girl Hippes
Random an am fit
If ya don't believe me
Just ask Dr Pit

Dr Pit has diagnosed
This girl EEF EYE TEE
Because fit as she may be
Shes not as fit as me

(H)

Joke gorgeous, doan hit me! X

PMSL @ doan ( really hahahaha)

I agree am not as fit
Am also not as fat
Am not as tall
Cos am only small
And wouldn't have hair like that!

(H)(H)


Joke handsome, DOAN hit me! X

Imagine if I had a man bun
Sweaty after the gym
It would look really scruffy
Even with a curl pin

Joke baby, hit me

PMSL!!!!!!

Oh ill do more than hit you
If you carry on much more
So behave yaself Pitbull
Or ya going behind steel doors!!!

Haha is that a promise
A formality will do
Send it to my lawyer
Before I get my hands on you

Haha

Sign a non disclosure
Then I'll send it on
I'll give ya some exposure
Before we get it on

Its a done deal for me
explore our wondrous line
Seal the deal by shaking ur hand
If you promise to shake back mine

XD

BAB!

Wondrous LINE has just got me ( sorry )

Haha

A random poem for all to read
Cos Funkys really quiet indeed
Only a few play fun and games
Id like to see more usernames
Forums they can be quite fun
Lots of bantering innuendo pun
Free for all to just join in
With me, Pit, Hippes & Chuckytinbin

Whats happened to Sarah
Tell me now what youve done
I knew Paula was evil
And I miss triple b fun

On the farm is where triple B
Laid down in the hay
Legs up, hey hey
Then bent over a trough
Pig lubricant so its not too rough
My boy Lee knows how to treat em

Oi! I am not evil, i have no horns
Been an Angel, since the day i was born
And before you laugh and bellow
Take a look *points to Halo*

I dunno what's happened to Sarah
I liked her here, another girl, it was fairer
Better than with just all u boys
Arguing, dissing, throwin ya toys

Kirk says shes on a farm somewhere
Maybe she gets more peace up there
Will she come back? We'll wait and see
A response please from you triple_b

Funky Rocks

December 10th 1977
The doctors shouted send that baby back to heaven
Sorry mama tratter but check these charts
Little baby tratter has lady parts

Lets rock, everybody lets rock
Little tratters got a menstral clock
But were dancing cause funky rocks

Little bully tratter went to the docs
Kirk punched his jaw and the pain wouldnt stop
Doc said tratter you know im a fan
But please stop begging for a rectal exam

Lets rock, everybody lets rock
Tratter pulls up his jocks
But were dancing cause funky rocks

Kirks getting some wine and a dozen roses
And his dates gonna meet his holy moses
Getting with Kirk is the bomb
Dont believe me ask tratters mom

Lets rock, everybody lets rock
Tratters mom can barely walk
But were dancing cause funky rocks

Your talents are endless haha