Ten days?

TEN FLIPPIN DAYS

I wish that more would join us,
Here at our Poem Thread,
I'd be happy writing shoddy poems,
About all the crap they've said,
Tbh Respect is earned here,
Just the same as in life every day,
Too many have their heads shoved where the sun doesn't shine,
Which discolours all the words that they say.

I too wish more would join us
As poems i love to read
So come on all u guys an gals
Do a rhyme as your good deed!

It has been leaked, of my birth date,
My office hands whisper, of which I hate,
I will still be at work, the day will be dragging,
Until I go out after work, and come in hanging!

'Express'

I would post more on this
But there really is no need
As every word which I utter
Becomes food for the numptys feed

Whatever I say will be reversed
And lumped upon me instead
For poems are all about expression
But some have no idea on this thread

A poems simply a creative way to express
How we are feeling at a specific time
So relax & chill, give us something to digest
No Iambic pentameter needed or for it to rhyme.

Edited at 14:23 Tue 13/01/15 (GMT)

Thankyou guys for posting here
I almost gave a great big cheer
Thats how happy this thread makes me
I get so excited that i nearly wee!!!!

C is for Chappy a really nice guy
H is for happy he dont need to try
A is for awesome i think this iis he
P is for perfect....well he could just be
S is for sure and he's sure to post
T is for top lad he's friendlier than most
E is for entertaining and this he can do
R is for real an he keeps it real too

A poem for you Chappy i just want to say
Sorry i forgot to wish you a happy birthday

from clan thread.......

When I'm gone I'll miss playing clan games,
But I certainly won't miss the thread,
There are too many frequent visitors,
Voicing things that need not be said,
So good luck to all at XVth Man,
Enjoy yer season of pool,
It's something I'm finding very difficult,
Farewell from this old fool

'Reprieve'

You will be missed my many and not a few
Shame to see you leave
Always gave your best, tried to have a laugh
But this is the way you get your reprieve

Thanks for all you've played and mostly won
Nothing more be really said
Will always be an UB's and now an XVth Man
Dont get me started about his thread.

Take it easy mate.

The threads get visitors ,
Not always nice,
Try and keep cheery
A smile should suffice

Whoop! THREE for me to read. Keep er lit

A visit from an ang3l,
From above.....or below??!
Not too sure of her origin,
Guess we'll never know.

Three for you to read,
Much to yer delight,
Must be nearly yer turn,
So don't forget to write!

New rules and speculation,
Due to one or twos maniplution.
The beauty of the game is the luck of the draw,
Arrange the game and praise the scores.
Be competetive have a laugh,
No need to scrutinise teamsheets in ur mothers bath.
After all u still wont win,
We just sit and laugh as u commit your sins.

This is for the record. History is written by the victor. History is filled with liars. If he lives and we die, his truth becomes written - and ours is lost. Shepherd will be a hero. 'Cause all you need to change the world is one good lie and a river of blood. He's about to complete the greatest trick a liar ever played on history. His truth will be the truth. But only if he lives, and we die.

Sounds similar to a game i play - hmmm - COD 2?

Edited at 01:38 Mon 26/01/15 (GMT)

Modern Warfare 2 , the finest poetry from Price

Had it in my head and this was the most appropriate place for it

Some great poems

We lost our thread

allo there stranger!!
how be ya...all good?
no poets on snooker,
they're all in a bad mood!
sure keep comin and visit,
where the sun shines all the time,
lend us some of yer craic,
and the odd funky rhyme

Hey Hippes, you literate God,
Jotting down words, Filling a page,
Making us smile, With your poems,
I always come here, when I have rage.