I'm sorry for the messy brown chat!
Me glegs were on strike and im blind as a bat
As promised im here with a poem for you
Even tho you will say its a big load of poo!
You should be honoured im using real O's
Just for you, but why? Who knows
Actually I cant be b0thered anym0re
Typing like that is such a ch0re

Where art thou (name removed for legal reasons)?
Will I see you tonight?
Lets be best buds,
No need to fight.
Your limited intelligence
and tiny I.Q
Doesn't matter to me
when you chalk up your cue.
A funky pool ninja
you're the man at the top
Only 2 or 3 things
I wish you would stop
STOP POTTING MY BALLS!
STOP FOULING THE WHITE!
TAKE A BREAK FROM THE CHEATING!
Maybe just for tonight?
It's affecting my mind set
I'm going insane
I'm starting to hate
This funky pool game.

shadwell's love,
mustn't be enough,
for yer man to do,
the things he does,
a broken trust,
a bond undone,
far too serious.......instead of fun

ang I thank you,
you came up trumps,
you sound much better,
now yer not speakin lumps!

i came in so say night
i look above to catch a fright
that my friend hippesville speaking a bit
making himself known that hes a eejit!

Keep er lit my legendary buddy!

Poolbird and master pool welcome to this thread
And thanks for the poems ya's made in ya head
Keep on posting and join in our fun
Laughter, banter, innuendo's and pun!


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Earlier on i got into my bed, an was ready to fall asleep
I closed my eyes but sudden thoughts, into my mind did creep
I got thinking about people on here how, some make me feel
I thought about the people i know, who like to keep it real
My mind wandered to a message id had, an i just want them to know
I wont mention your name here, but to me you seemed a bit low
The site was getting on ur nerves and people were peeing you off
My advice told you to ignore them, let them chat crap and scoff
I asked you not to do something, and i hope you think it through
If your reading this poem, do you know that its about you?
If like me you can read between the lines of this rhyme
You'll instantly know and i can end it saving me some time
But before i go in case your not sure i'll leave a clue indeed
Here we go, random i know but do you wear denim or tweed?

This site is in turmoil
And that's a great shame
When I first started playing
It was such a great game
I suppose we're all guilty
Of the odd jipe or two
But some people can't stop
It seems that's all that they do
Players leaving, teams folding
It's getting harder to play
Be the first to be nice
Show the others the way.

True poem that one above
About the dear game
An from my experience
Its always been the same!

am posting now for the sake of it,
I've nothing really playing on my mind,
apart from working all the hours gawd sends,
want a couple of days to unwind.

how would it be if I dossed on the dole,
not much money and how to fill the day,
I'd end up sitting on funkypool,
square eyes and melting other peoples' day!

Want me to leave a title?

do it you eejit,
we'll see how it goes,
smiles may arise,
when we read what unfolds.

I'm feeling sooo deflated,
am run down I think,
I've been working so hard,
prob need a shower to fix the stink!!
but my head is losing interest,
my body is in decline,
and I haven't got any energy,
to even lift a glass of wine!!!

tbh I need a solution,
I want all the things I've never had,
my own house and to be comfortable,
instead of non-stop work n goin mad :s
I'll change my name to Cinderella,
buy a pumpkin and some mice,
then if the world would shine down on me,
I'd end up with something nice (prob a pair of glass slippers lol)

Great stuff!

Ok the title is:


Easter Eggs

I cant wait for the Easter bunny
I know cos am older that seems funny
I still jump up an down on me little legs
On Easter morning when i get Easter Eggs






Come on ppl! Its gone quiet

Easter means so much to me
I get to eat an egg or three
Chocolate milk and maybe white
Even dark chocolate that tastes like shi*e

I like the cute lindt easter bunny
With its bell that rings oh so funny
Unravel the gold and out it appears
And then ill start by munching its ears

There was more but ive gtg

Easter to me is a nightmare
All that chocolate and the kids wont share!
I wait til they in bed and I eat some with a little sniigger
Then I wonder why me bums getting bigger

Creme eggs are me fav
They should sell them all year round
I love it just after easter though
when in Herons they 5 for a pound

Them little Egg n Spoon things aswell
We never had those when I was a kid
We had Buttons or Smarties and sometimes got a cup
And they only cost a few quid

Easter Eggs

I like them for my breakfast,
They'd even do for lunch,
And if I'm hungry in between,
They'll do me for some brunch!

As for dinner later,
The menu reads like this,
It's Easter Eggs the whole day through,
It's totally chocolate bliss

That pesky Easter bunny
Has been to my place again
Dropping off his chocolate eggs
He really is a pain

He hops into my garden
Dropping eggs, to and fro
Before next Easter comes around
That bunny needs to go!

I'll boobey trap the windows
Drop an anvil on his head
Hide a land mine in the flowers
Pretty soon he will be dead

Next year will be so peaceful
There will be no sugar high
My kids will be so quiet
No one else will need to die

Happy Easter all!

Haha that's class!! ^^^

Love it shadwell17 mate, brilliant