The polls are now in!
Your ramblings are best read,
Supping a tonic with gin.
They said a brain that's alcohol fed,
Can decipher your rhymes,
Some said understanding were a problem,
Under more sober times.
I say, more fool them!
So keep them bouncing,
Teach me to write,
And keep up the trouncing,
On this Funkypool site!

Also, teach me how to trounce, hippesville

trouncing aint so difficult my dear _maverick_,
your play really needs to be wise,
it's a start to get you a tad closer,
to winning that tourney and points prize.

your judgement of the cue balls position,
and the strength of the shot that you hit,
will determine as to whether you're successful,
or if your shot is just absolute rubbish!!!

even tho I have seen you in action,
unlike others.......I advise you to carry on,
for you'll help all the others with eyesight,
in showing them how it can go wrong!!

WOOOOOO im loving them poems

A bit of banter here and there
A poem battle fair and square
Ye Olde Hippesville and Maverick
Keep em coming nice and quick !! (STS haha)

Ha!!.....only poems,
I've progressed to a song!!!
I then got my guitar out,
and added chords to play along,
it needed tweaks of fine tuning,
I think it's ok but that's me,
Am quite pleased with the outcome,
But scared to play it publicly. :s

Oh lovepump dear lovepump where for art thou
I"d like to read the poem you promised an id like it now
Youve had quite some time so am exciting you see
I just hope its worth the wait or ya going over my knee!!!

You're all on here to have a laff
Laff so hard, you sweat, you need a baff
You laffing peeps have good humour
Thought you was boring, or was that just a rumour?
_maverick_I like the quirky style
But I think you should get out more, once in a while
Talking about yellow snow
And peeing into a gale....hold on....wooooah
Talking of pee once is enough
But twice in the cold, is not good in the buff!
hippesvilleyou're cool but also strange
But you've a way with words, a good offer of range
Keep the poems coming, they do make me smile
Its good for a laff, once in a while

am really disappointed in paula,
for I've never had that threat,
lovepump breezes in,
and look what he gets!!!!
goose79...please elaborate,
tell me how one is strange,
I'd have said another eejit,
who may be slightly deranged!!!!

We're still waiting for Lovepumps little skit,
I guess we'd better wait and sit,
For we've been waiting so long,
To hear his very poetic song,
About his disco dancing self!

had to laugh when _maverick_ said why the long face,
miss_sammy's pic is a horse...does she race???
tombstone_74 then chirped in,
with his rare opinion,
and myself?? am a great big disgrace!!!!

There once was a man from Ireland,
Who was a white as a ghost - not very tanned,
He went to Spain,
Got burnt and and in pain,
Said I'm never again leaving this cold and wet land

hate ta tell you but it's not just in Spain,
for in Donegal I too got burnt and was in pain!
last year was so hot,
feet cooked...couldn't walk,
and since then I've just never been the same!!!

Its quiet,
I'm alone
Sat upon
My little throne
Twisted toes
Face contorted
Plop!!
Now im sorted

Last year was so hot,
Feet cooked...couldn't walk?
A limerick is supposed to rhyme, is it not?
I got burnt bad last year too,
Rowing the missus about a boating lake.
Oh and lovely poem, Shad, about your poo!

Haha!

Hippes im sorry i just did not see
You wanted a threat from little old me
However i could give it a go
Whenever your ready let me know

Mav ur right weve waited a while
For Lovepumps poem to make us smile
I'm sure it will be worth the wait
So lets sit tight and anticipate

Goose i also love this thread
Read poems while lying in bed
For it has being going for so long
Hence me wanting to keep it strong

I know of a site,
And a chance it might,
Involve a lot of games,
With folk who were just names.
After a year, and thanks to faust,
Entered clans and made the most,
Of my free time at work.
Trying to make friends, I felt like a berk.
Chatted to _maverick_and then to johnny,
My list of friends was becoming many.
Then goose79, the best cheerleader,
Many would say was the real clan leader!
Then there is hippes,hippesville
with his many quips,
Then derik_dalton, the clan clown,
Bet he is a right hoot when going around town!
Anyways, time to wrap this up,
tut tu tut de tup tut mup.

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Love it

........coz they make her snore,
It's the reason she said,
she reads 'em in bed!!

My poems must pass the time of day,
either that, or reminds her of 50 shades of grey

Laughing my (_x_) off at you pair
Picking on me that just isnt fair
The poems i read do not make me snore
They leave me wanting more an more
Chapster please dont mention that man
He makes me reach for my face fan!