Obviously this wasn't meant in a joking way. Please don't be derogatory on the forums in any way!

Edited by forum moderator katie_bug, at 21:46 Tue 31/01/12 (GMT)

as gay and happy as i may be,
fry theres no hope, that i want thee!!!
a females touch, her sweet perfume,
unlike yers......like you've been exhumed!!!!!

oooh wonder will my ditty meet the same fate,
till our katie reads it......we'll have to wait..................

Apparently i passed the mark
Cant remember what i wrote but doubt it was that dark
Obviously cant take banter
So my remarks shall stay at a canter

lmao i would never of guessed,
that fry dared to speak so terribly in jest!!!!
but i know there's no harm intended by him,
he's shown he's not bright.....but obviously dim!!!!!

Just a woman being over the top
Y'know what theyre like
Once they start they dont stop!!
Moan moan moan
whinge whinge whinge
Get angrier n angrier
Tll their hair does singe

this isn't exactly what i had in mind,
and tbh on page 3...semi-naked women you would find!!!
but the poem thread i tell you should NEVER be found,
on page 3 where there's usually, round globes...soft and round!!!!!

Keep er lit
Ya eejit
Nice to see u to see u nice
Post once or maybe twice

tis indeed the same to you,
my fry for who my love is true,
i kid you not,
u'd hit the spot,
now don't be turnin this...into summit blue!!!

MMMMMWAH!

Would i do such a thing
Bring the naughtiness in
Dont worry im fond of you
But not the way u want me too
Maybe that statement will get you thinking
And you will see the light while out drinking

MWAH!

My Wonderful Author Hippes

awwww am chuffed coz donna was on,
she really makes me smile and it's been sooooo long,
my chum from down under was good for a chat,
Oi donna!! i've missed ya, and yeah i'm still a prat!!!

MWAH!!

oh dear katie_bug a lesson is required,
coz with that little poem i think you'll be fired,
ya just can't rhyme two lines with exactly the same word,
so effectively yer poem........is a great big turd!!

not so much keep er lit,
than what a pile of...........

here endeth the lesson....hippes of gazereth

Keep er lit, keep em clean
Keep it nice, dont me mean
Keep em coming, keep em here
Keep em good, nice an sincere

2days being n gone
No posts, not 1
So im here to jot a quicky
Hopefully not get in trouble..could be tricky
So where art thou my dear hippes
With the drivvel from ur lips

Sleepy eyes i have got,
Need some ugly sleep
So night night poets off i go
To count some fluffy sheep

Seems the bed is wanted more
So Paula enjoy a snore
Wake up feeling bright
And put on ur face so its a pretty sight
Wearing no make up is a risky job
Could scare many folk like lil old bob

Who to you that i snore?
How rude of them to implore
The make up, well, does me no good
I look like ive been dragged thru mud!!
Lil old Bob? Do you mean Hothead?
Hurry up Fry, i need my bed!!!

Not hothead
Its just alot of people snore in bed
So i assumed u may do it
Was just a swing n a miss.or did it hit
Dont wait on me my dear paw
Soonr u go bed sooner u can snore

again!!!

I would stay here and write and write
But i really need my bed, goodnight!

Erm not before me ya dont, twas me that warmed it up
You stay here, make the tea and bring me up a cup!!



Fry me dear im goin soon
Things have kept me online
Im not so sure
If i do snore
I'll let ya know sometime