Used to be busy but now is flat
Im talking abwt general chat
Im keeing it going on my own
Each day i whiser a moan
Noone else has said hi
Making me feel like its time to cry
Gone are the days of trying to keep track
Cos all the FJ's have gotten slack!!!

the FJ's yer right are fading,
are there better things to do??!!!
writing nonsensical poems that,
most think are a pile of poo!!!

some familiar faces on ere tonight,
the chat rooms got some funky-delights!
there's pad and kel and even kate,
an a couple of others.......i'd like to impregnate!!!!!!

Not possible with me...

well there's many's a way,
if that's what ya want,
a simple operation.......
and then you can flaunt!!!!!!!

Ive just pmsl @ that!



Sorry ive not posted in a while
But here i am to make you smile
Even thought its a short ditty
Im trying not to make it..............crap!

Just read a poem by just sum girl
It was so bad I had to hurl
I am only joking but take it how you like
this one sucked so i am on my bike

LOL!

Need to be close but he's too far
Emailing me while he's stood at the bar
Laughing at me at what i just said
But he's staying out so im going to bed!!!

I hope your mates gave you more fun
More fun than what i wudda done
Maybe im fretting i'll just wait and see
If im worth the time....he'll come to me



Random

I think i'll try another poem, seeing as im here
Afraid it'll be a random one, nothing too sincere
These days on dear Funkypool, are at an all time low
Will never ever be the same, as the days i used to know
People i knew way back then, have gone and 'flew the nest'
Im sorry to say, to you lot now, they really were the best
Into the small hours, we'd all log on, share a joke or two
To get into the 'swingers' we'd form an orderley queue!
Sometimes i miss them fun nights and tend to reminise
But time goes on and i still post only now its hit and miss

Fine go away if we aint good enough
So do 1 cos now im in a huff

well i guess an apology is required,
coz paula's not feeling so entertained!!!
am thinking i'd better just walk out the door,
for fear of causing her any more pain.

so i'll bid you's farewell, i'll no longer rhyme,
against this fair lady, there will be no more crime,
i just pray that someone, didn't imbibe any more,
and came to their senses.........to walk thro yer door xxx

Dear Fry and Hippes what can i say
I think ive worded it the wrong way
My poem wasnt aimed directly at you
Please believe me my words are true
It wasnt meant to cause any offense
So this ones a poem for my defense
T'was simply a ditty about ppl missed
Did you's think you were bein dissed?
You must know by know thats not my style
After all you's have known me a while
But an apology i'll send will you's accept
For a mis-worded poem i now regret
Here goes - I am sorry its all i can say
I'd hate to think that i spoilt your day

dear paula ffs behave and see sense,
don't take it so seriously and don't be so tense,
you know that we love you, and miss all yer rhymes,
was really only joking........i love you long time!!!!!

MWAH ya daft eejit xxxxxx

i see we've been busy,
too busy for rhymes,
i found it on page 3,
this threads fallen on bad times,
but i'll keep on posting,
am sure fry will too,
so come on have a go,
YES I'M TALKIN TO YOU!!!!!!

come on givus a poem

:O

I'm always good but got no sense
Pretty laid back and never tense
I know you love me and my rhymes
I luv ya's too..only sometimes :P
How dare you call me an eejit
Twasnt nice you little...................divvy
Ive just pmsl at the last line
All cos i couldnt make it rhyme

nope i quit
and i dnt give a ...
bit

seems that the poets are losing their way,
it's left me speechless with nowt else to say!!!!..........

Its being a while
Since i posted some bile
So heres a small one to warm up with
nd to stop Hippes in his tiz

Ive replied to all msgs here
Sorry ive not been sincere
Working lots so i can play hard
Trying not to let down my guard
Need the pennies for holidays
To sit by pools and catch some rays
To let my long blonde hair down
My blue eyes scanning the town
Dancin with mates and my man
Showing off my golden tan
Thats not yet so while i was here
I posted this poem, now giz a cheer

Page three was where this was at
It made me sad to see
A poem or two
For me from you
And my eyelashes i shall bat