Three days have passed and not one post
On this thread what i love the most
Where for art all the talented peeps
Who post here while others sleep
Theres lots who post on fun and games
Lets see if i can name some names
We have bluenose..he may be handy
And Ruby, Fry and a pintofshandy
Theres anonemouse and Hotheadbob
And Pitbull Pete with his big Gob
Theres many more im sure there is
Who could be a poet whizz
So come on guys drop a line
On this special thread of mine

life is funny, life is short,
we all love banter..........the cheeky sport,
without our friends, what would we do?
there aint no fun........without 'me and you'
so back to our thread, one i hold most dear,
some talented rhymers, packed full of cheer,
i'm not on that much, i miss all my chums,
have a go.....KEEP ERRRR LIT!!!!....and ALWAYS have fun

be it 10am or 10 at night,
im always here to win the fight
my goal on here is to do my best
to win the game and then to rest
im not as bad as folk will say
you proberly just met me when i was having a bad day
i love to talk and chat with you all,
so anytime you want just give me a call,
my numbers 8 with a 6 and 4.
so divide them by 3 and then add a four,
im off to bed now to get some sleep
so night funkypoolers and rest your feet.

Im rubbish at poems, sorry

I thought the love poem you sent me the other night was rather good.

No wucking forries honestly guys
If im honest im not surprised
Its taking quite a big nosedive
While other game threads stay alive
But fear not cos i'm sincere
I'll post on this one when i'm here
For now though why don't you's try
Just a few words to pass time by

did i post???? i ask some girl
or was i drunk or off this world?????
coulda swore i posted......but maybe not :s
......mighta been silly.....and used the invisible ink pot!!!!!!!!

.......still theres nothing.....poems lacking,
no inspiration, or summit distracting,
I'll just head on, the craic has stopped,
this dying thread, has crashed, burned and flopped.

Its not crashed, burned or flopped
Its people being lazy
So stop being slack
Get back on track
And it'll be fresh as a daisy



DunDunDun!!!!!!!!

Bruno Mars
Is one of the big stars
I like a few of his songs
Even if it may be wrong
My fave is talking to the moon
Ima listen to it very soon

Shoots fry with my barrett

disappointed in you ere my man

I think iv bin told a pork pie
a little white lie
On MW3
some1 told me
Theyve never done a quick scope
Then they made me look like a dope
Shot quick shot fast
I never stood a chance to last

im talking about you therev

I have NEVER used a sniper before on Mw2 or Mw3 till you was talking bout wanting to do a quick scope lobby against me and i owned ya Mwuahahahahahahahaha

liar liar pants on fire

Been a while since i visited this thread
I am happy it isn't dead
Just haven't felt in the poetry mood
Afraid i will something rude

Though my poems are boring
Probably got you lot snoring
And I am sure no one reads my post
No one saw me I am a ghost

wheres my mention

Oh come on guys!!!!!!

excuse me
i posted 3
so pipe down
and remove that frown

Here's a few lines
Don't step on mines
They'll blow you to bits
...and that's it.

Heres a quick one from me

........

thats it