Its seems like Adam is addicted to this thread
Perhaps the poor lads had a bang to his head
But its rather nice to see
New blood writing a verse or three
As for me im old n tired
Need a few red bulls to get me wired

Hey there fry i'm not addicted
just a few rhymes what everyone predicted
i'm so so drunk, i'm almost as mad as dunkyfunk
only been indoors about hlaf and hour
some food i'd love to devour
i see a few fights tonight
luckily managed to keep the girls from getting a fright
everythings all good so i'm gonna touch wood
good night & god bless
my living room is now a mess!

Hope that woods ur bed
Cos something else went thru my head :s
Good to see u kept the girls from harm
Perhaps they'll repay u with their.....grattitude
Hope you had a good time
But glad u popped on to rhyme

am posting this today coz i may not be on 2mara.......

It's only a day,
It ain't really that bad,
Juss coz a number gets bigger,
It shouldn't make ya sad,
So be happy and smile,
Throw yer worries away,
Celebrate with your close ones,
On this your birthday.

Yes this girl is an eejit,
But we all hold her dear,
She's ever so special,
And I'm being sincere!!
She's friendly and funny,
She's loving and kind,
A fantastic mother,
Not many better you'll find.

So to Kate my best wishes,
Or angeleyes from you lot too,
The pleasure's been mine,
Just getting to know you,
When Black Tuesday arrives,
And yer plus 1 again,
Don't forget all the lovin......
From yer funkypool friends

awwwwww cheers gaz

M...akes it easy
W...hen it's for you
A....mazin lady
H....appens to be true
!!

I got some news today
I don't really want to say
but unsure if its good or bad
Or a bit of both or just a tad
At least I now know
That I won't suddenly go
But I may have another battle to fight
I hope the end is in sight
But lets all smile and have a laugh
Point at punk and say ain't he daft
:)
GL to all that are struggling, remember 'lifes a journey not a destination '

Good Poem Hip Swinger!! (dunno where that come from but haha)

Hope ur ok P.Poet


Ive missed this thread
Ive missed funky too
But ive loved my bed
Just like i love...............

P Poet made me grin
Don't worry I will win
I am like charlie sheen
This is just a bad scene
The bad makes way for good
So I will smile like I should
and be positive and hopeful
Anyone know what I mean? Doubtful

titter tatter on the window
its only rain but i wish it was snow
This time comes but once a year
ofcourse i'm talking about christmas its almost here
some people are humbugs some full of joy
why wasn't jesus a girl not a boy?
as usual i'm just saying things from my brain
the festive part of this will make fry insane
but for the majority of you funkypoolers
it will be a happy time to lay down your pens and rulers
as school is out the children will play
Hanging on to the hope that snow will lay
this is getting a tad long i was only gonna give it a bash
so i'll stop here & keep you from reading a load of trash (load more trash, what ever )

Brace yourself Scotland it's on it's way,
The big winter storm happens today,
Winds of upto 90 miles an hour,
Heavy rain and the odd sleet shower,
We've all been told "take extra care",
Venture out if you dare,
Bridges are closing and schools are too,
Best stay indoors and just have a brew!

Im afraid i am scrooge its true
This time of year is rubbish so screw you
Wasting money on pointless gifts
Work busier with extra shifts
If snow settles i wont be happy
Having to clear the paths cos the gritter is crappy
Cleaning up second hand mulled wine!
Tell me... how is this time of year fine?

eemad says his prayers,
and then gets lots of runs,
some say that god does guide them......
and he steals JAM from buns!!!!!!

YAY

Here I am with the master plan
To confuse and make you lot frown
So you are saying oh man
and wishing I would drown

This poem has no reason
Or is that a filthy lie?
Am I committing treason?
I may have to try

so why did I write this?
Is it genius or just weird
whatever don't diss
what the hell ryhmes with weird?

bordom lol

Keep em coming STS

I see the countless Christmas trees around the world below,
with tiny lights, like Heaven's stars, reflecting on the snow.
The sight is so spectacular, please wipe away that tear,
for I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.

I hear the many Christmas songs that people hold so dear, but the sounds of music can't compare with the Christmas choir up here.
I have no words to tell you, the joy their voices bring,
for it is beyond description to hear the angels sing.

I know how much you miss me, I see the pain in your heart.
But I am not so far away; we really aren't apart.
Be happy for me dear ones. You know I hold you dear,
and be glad that I'm spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.

I send you each a special gift, from my Heavenly home above.
I send you each a memory of my undying love.
After all love is the gift, more precious than pure gold.
It was always most important in the stories Jesus told.

Please love and keep each other, as my Father said to do,
for I can't count the blessing for love He has for each of you.
So, have a Merry Christmas and wipe away that tear.
Remember, I am spending Christmas with Jesus Christ this year.

im not mad Adam you tool,
its just all an act you see you fool
so dont use my name in your stupid little game
or I'll be back to put you to shame


im crappy and i know it *starts dancing*

I've not owned this thread in a while and my main man has asked me to post to get us kicking back in, so this one's for you Gaz!

His poems are insane,
He gets blood pumping through the veins.
They can be sometimes tedious,
But he's a lyrical genious.
His insults are slick, they make you feel small,
His comebacks are quick, they come at you like cannonballs.
I've known him a long time, it's been a rough ride,
He used to pack fudge, but doesn't bat for that side!
He's my Irish mate from across the way,
Love the guy to bits, nothing more to say.
But because it's a poem and I know I owe him,
I'll spend a little more time, on completing this rhyme.

First time I played him he gave me a thrashing,
It was so bad my confidence took a bashing.
He's a great player with a personality to match,
Such a shame there are so few in that batch.

My poems are normally about drugs and alcohol abuse,
But this one's all yours, Gaz, put it to some use.
He's always keepin' 'er lit, and sticks around for the crack,
When you get to know this guy, ain't no turning back.
His head's swelling right now but he's not one to boast,
Everyone raise your glasses for Gaz and let's make a toast!


Any good pal????

Brown nose