Today is someones birthday
Everyone sings huray
this is no poem but a rhyme
but now is not the time
i've had to much to drink
i may throw up in the sink
this makes no sence
i want a holiday with no expence

Its not ur bday tho mister
So who is it ur pal ur bro or a sister
If ur sick u deserve a slap
And will wake up feelin like crap

Its my step bro lee
he's slighly older than twenty three!

My name on snooker is im_crap
later tonight i'll definetly deserve a slap

I dream one day to have money,
i'll straight up have any honey
they are easy enough round here anyway,
its actually harder to keep them at bay

I need to move next door

Why the need for the move?
what have you got to prove?
i like you where and as you are
your not a nasty man by far
with a name like andrew
for me its like capulets and montague

<3 u adam

You to fry, although i'd wish you'd cook me some pie
i'm very hungry, my tummy is all rumbly

iv just got back from work
Maybe il go buy u summat from the turk
His take-away food is quite good
Always ends up staying in the stomach...as it should

I'd love something from the turks
as long as they don't be burks
some of them will spit in your food
that would put me in a mood
i want to go to sleep
i infact am in some deep - crap
after i take a nap
i'll sort out stuff with the kids who say brap!!!!

WOOOOO theres life!!


Christmas is coming, and Paula's in the mood
For drinking lots an lots of ale and eating loadsa food
Looking forward to the parties, having a good old time
So i thought id share my joy, in this little rhyme

That was very nice Paula,
but don't you think you auta,
get yourself in the mood
for something more than food

The drinkings all well and good,
a bit of wine on the christmas pud

The main thing i like about this time of year
is i get to see family, it can sometimes give me a tear

shut it adam you lil noob
i will beat you up with scoob
don't test i will
bringing the bad spirits that when i fill

Look at the doggy giving it the big man
Little does he know he's just shortened his life span
people like you battle your way up to the top just to try get to my level
then realise there worth as much as one puney revel,

Next time you decide to bark, try doing it to someone who won't spark - you in one punch, doggy i've just eat you for lunch... Tis all love and games here though, no love loss your still ma bro <3

I think i've killed the dog, if you come back to life i'll give you a big log
i apologise doggy come give me some loving
The thought of you not coming back is smothering
i'm getting really bored now so time for me to take a bow
Good night & god bles.. wow... i think i'm a mess

im dead as i can say
im spirit running away
answer your pm
but stop gasing to see em
you know what im like

This time of year can be really tough,
If you've lost someone so dear,
The only wish each Christmas,
To be able to hold them near,
The 1st Christmas is the hardest,
Tinged with heartache and pain,
Thinking of that loved one,
You'll never see again,
But they've never really left us,
They're with us in our love,
This year they're spending Christmas,
With the Big Man up above.

well hello, good luck,
it's my poem thread friend,
he's joined in the 9 ball.............
to meet me for his end!!!!!

A whole page without me?
The poets chant with glee
But I am back to taunt
My lines they may haunt
Cause I am here for a laugh
And to act a little daft
So lets all smile and joke
If not I will have to give you a poke

More More!!!

Paula once asked for more
i said but i'm such a bore

she didn't care
i shaved of my hair

my head is now cold
i need someone to hold

i don't know what else to say
I'll finish this poem in may