lmao dullbog u just said i'm a ledge,
tho my personal situation is pushing me over the edge,
my head is clean melted,
don't know what to do,
so am gonna sit now and eat arsenic stew!

I so need to try this stuff haha

thats right jay
you might get pushed in hay
but hey don't worry you always get back up
and i push you and say sup
its cool
but gazza is a fool

Rather alive here
U all being supping beer?
Ur all mad as a hatter
But u cant play UK like tratter

(random i know didnt know what to put)

So im waitin to get chance to play COD
But not had chance cos of the law of sod
So il stop the whining n the moans
When i see the icon off skull n cross bones

ill sell you it for a tenner my freind
but you will have to send ,
it through the post when im not in bed
just forget im up at 10 and 11 and use a pencil full with led

Been a punkless thread for a while
I did this so I could come back with style
Unlike the great Michael Schumacher
Gonna run circles round you like Kaka
So has anyone missed this mouse?
I think its time to rock the house
So the bad but sexy guys back
And his name is Zac :D

cheer me up....that's all i ask,
tho this may be a tough old task,
just take some time,
compose a rhyme,
i need someone to make me laugh!

Aww gaz whats the matter
If you want we can have a natter
Or I can write you a ryhme
And give you my time
If I could I would make you laugh
But all of my jokes are naff :(

Seems like Gaz is in the rough
And life may be seeming tough
So smile and roll with the punches
Treat yaself to something maybe even posh lunches
So do ur best to try and smile
Even if it takes a while
If that dont work

well that sounds good, may give it a go,
will it work i just dont know,
it's been done before and i'll do it again,
we'll see if it helps me thro the pain.

the wind is howling, it's cold out too,
my warm coat's been washed and it's still wet thro!
i suppose i'll just have to weather the storm,
curl up on the train and try to get warm.

at least it is friday, get my girls home tonight,
watch a DVD and eat sugary delights,
double shift on saturday with them all formally dressed,
early on sunday's what i'm likin best.

the only dilemma that i have on my mind,
apart from all the serious crap when ya look under you'll find,
is on sunday....do i drink, forget all my woes,
get gargled on cider and of myself make a show!!!

im a bee
im a flee
im a bug
im a thug
i like a cuppa
especially at supper

If cheerin up is what ya want
Then am the gal to do it
Cos soon as ya read
Yal of probably wee'd
Thinking oh heres that twit

Well am not a twit as ya know
Am just a dizzy blonde
Am a little mad
An am never sad
And of me you'll be fond

So there ya go have a grin
Break into a huge smile
You'll have to now
Before i go somehow
Cos its all ya gettin for a while

Awwwwwww

looks like gazza is happy
but i hope he aint a sappy
i think he likes you paula . i think so
he is pretty low
no one reads my post but i get very bored
na if ya mess with me ill chop ya wid ma sword

this is for the blonde one , two posts up
all i can say to you is sup
you seem very nice and kind this is why your in this rhyme
just don't do a crime as you'll have to do time

all the best dulldog xx

Few days have passed
Since i wrote last
So im here, im back
To give it another crack

But i dont know what to say
Nothing is coming my way
Have got brain freeze
As if my words are tangled in the trees

Hopefully theyll come to me soon
Whether its day or night with a shiny moon
But at least i gave it a go
Even though i knew it would blow

keep er lit fry coz we love how ya try,
yer not allowed to leave.....never say goodbye,
we're gettin up numbers, more poets may come,
but definitely not off snooker....for they talk out their bum!!!

Just a random poem from me
Take a chance or leave it be
A private villa or crowded hotel
Make a choice or let it dwell
An epic tale or an intense saga
Girls with wine or boys with lager
Drunken games or a night alone
Aggressive shouting or low soft moan
Ignore your calls or answer the door
Leave well away or crave for more
A pounding heart or belly butterflies
Gods honest truth or lil white lies
Eyes deep an dark or icy light blue
Just some choices to go through

I am not following that poem, very good Paula.

Come on Zac
Dont be slack
Its all a bit of fun
Noones gunna hunt u down with a gun
So just write a few lines of a rhyme
Like me...even though mine are crimes