Paula yes it did start
a while or so before i wrote a line or two
thats because my poems are a load of..

see

Well its saturday night
the Tv screen is rather bright
i hav no idea wot to put
so i will just post and let u all tut

when it all gets sorted,
and two can feel as one,
life gets more exciting,
more enjoyment and more fun,
the girl that keeps me goin,
she hardly has to try,
her voice is of an angel,
never fails to make me smile.

i wonder who that is about gaz

i got me mates on funky,
they all are pretty cool,
just don't know how they stick it,
listenin to this funky fool.

neither do we

Gaz

U support the scum
when i found this out i felt glum
why would u do that
stop being a prat
man utd suck
and they smell of dog muck
quench your footballing needs
and support the mighty white LEEDS!!!!!

there aint much to say bout the poem above,
so will pass on any sort of reply,
i'll just sit back and take what you've got,
to be fair it aint a bad try.

monday mornin comes around too quick,
alarms to wake me makes me sick,
get up and washed and a cup of tea,
then a smoke out the front is the way for me.

then its the traffic on the way to town,
some of those drivers they really are clowns,
so that paves the way for the rest of the week,
eat sleep and work for five days its so keek.

but that light that ya see at the tunnels end,
spendin some time with yer family and friends,
the weekend grows closer some time to relax,
go out for some beers and enjoy the craic.

have a good week everybody

leeds are rubbish what more could i say
and they wont get promoted when it comes around to may
you sold beckford what were they thinking
as with your players he was good at linking


(this is my 666th post ) says it all

Poem after poem, rhyme after rhyme
Verse after verse and line and line

A way to express an inner thought
For a penny they may be bought

Some thoughts are to private to post
For they may be special to most

Some they posted for others to read
Some have a secret code indeed

One may be posted to make us smile
Others may make us cringe for a while

A verse may be interesting and long
An a ditty could be a short little song

Or a poem with meaning endearing words
Maybe a jokey wittty line about nerds!!

No matter what you feel to compose
Posting here keeps some on their toes

Reading each day and hoping to see
That this thread hasnt slipped to page 3 ! ! ! !

love it paula

We didnt sell Beckford he was a free
glad we got rid of him tbh with thee
If we dont get promoted in may
i will still be proud to say

Im a LEEDS UNITED FAN
P.S
Man utd suck

good old Kuyt

kuyt score a hat-trick from all 7 yard
my nan could do that cuz she is hard
she maybe disabled but she can still score
by quite alot more

Music was playing as i got dresssed
Wanted to feel good looking my best
I sipped on a glass of nice chilled wine,
Hoping the night went just fine
A party for all had been arranged,
Id promised myself id not get deranged
Nope, i was definatley staying sober,
Cos i cant cope with a bad hangover
We arrived at the party twas in full swing,
Along to the music we all did sing
Drinks flowed all night cos they were free
Money was placed behind the bar you see
Hitting the dancefloor got into the groove
Proving just how good we can move
Then when end of the night came
I was feeling a lot more than game
Until i started to feel somewhat dizzy
I worked myself into a right tizzy
Hanging onto my best mates arm
Looked like i belonged on funny farm!
Home to face the dam room spinning
The booze id had was now winning
Swirling around in my fuzzy head
As i tried to stay still in my bed
Its the morning after the night before
And i swear that i wont drink anymore!!

Swirling around in my fuzzy head
As i tried to stay still in my bed

I love tha feelin! feels like being at Thorp Park in my bed

Good poem, I like reading the drunken ones :)

Ha!

Thorp Park cant get in your bed
It wouldnt fit with your big head

Theres only room for you an him
Yes im talking bout ur sin bin!

Cos now you are a little sinner
Swapped de bin for de mirra

That mirra, it used to be class
But you treated it like trash

You left him standin all alone
While you posed on your own

Forcing him to look at you
Singing 'got me mind set on you'!

Anyway forget the mirra and bin
Just make sure when she gets in

That when ur drunk and in a whirl
You dont shout JUSTSUMGIRL!!!!

today is pancake day
so all i can say is hooray
i will probly hav 3 or four
maybe try and squeeze in a couple more
top them with lemon and sugar is how it goes
maybe have one with syrup but who know's

Love the Poems each and all off them

Id just wanna say..before in login and play...


Ive been mixed up lately and acting distant
lost and lonely and inconsistent!
But i must thank the friends who have been here for me
and given support ever so generously
Ive really found out who my friends really are!
And i love you dearly how near or how far

Edited at 22:36 Tue 08/03/11 (GMT)

WOO WOO CYM!

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