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03:52 Mon 5 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and
04:01 Mon 5 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell
04:11 Mon 5 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over
05:07 Mon 5 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed
22:57 Mon 5 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the
01:18 Wed 7 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events
02:27 Wed 7 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of
03:36 Wed 7 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and
21:46 Mon 12 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept.
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept.
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The
22:51 Mon 12 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer
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