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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed
03:24 Tue 13 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the
22:31 Tue 13 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty
22:14 Wed 14 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella
21:57 Thu 15 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney
06:05 Fri 16 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
lol!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced
05:18 Fri 27 Apr 12 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted
00:15 Wed 2 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas , Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the
01:44 Fri 4 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared
07:13 Tue 8 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he
06:56 Wed 9 May 12 (BST) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke.
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook and fell over.
Chapter VIII
Many days passed after the events of Christmas, Santa said "Ho Ho" and slept. The reindeer laughed at the sleeping beauty called Cruella de Clooney who danced and shouted until the dream disappeared and he awoke.
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