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05:32 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was
05:38 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so
16:05 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick
18:42 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because
23:32 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it
01:44 Sat 28 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened
00:53 Sun 29 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as
01:23 Sun 29 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his
21:04 Sun 29 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar
22:28 Sun 29 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy
23:38 Sun 29 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came
02:33 Mon 30 Jan 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
12:07 Fri 3 Feb 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
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10:19 Sat 4 Feb 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy
20:55 Tue 7 Feb 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa
12:22 Sun 26 Feb 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did
03:45 Mon 27 Feb 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the
01:13 Thu 1 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He
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09:32 Thu 1 Mar 12 (GMT) [Link]
Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He was so sick because it happened as his sugar daddy came visiting.
So happy, Santa did the twist! He shook
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