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18:54 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his
18:59 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book
19:08 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about
19:09 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how
19:15 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to
19:15 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make
19:24 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas
19:29 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding"
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding"
19:33 Tue 24 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding" He
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding" He
01:11 Wed 25 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding" He then
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding" He then
03:54 Wed 25 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said
04:17 Wed 25 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho
02:27 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho
02:30 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh
02:34 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my
02:37 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days!
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days!
19:19 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's
19:57 Thu 26 Jan 12 (GMT)
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Chapter VII
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining
00:28 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT)
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!"
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!"
03:24 Fri 27 Jan 12 (GMT)
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As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He
As dawn approached on Christmas Day, I woke up screaming with joy as Satan ripped apart all the presents, mother screamed "Oh my Jeebusss.. Whats with the angry scream?" Berty cooked twenty-seven rashers for breakfast all morning. Now the rest tend to always steal panties off clothes-lines belonging to chaos_. She doesn't usually mind, but this time she went crazy. Meanwhile, billmore was picking even toenail clippings from inside his shoes. Amusingly for Flumpy, chaos_ tripped over her largest toenail, meaning she fell head first into a pile of kangaroo steaming turds, but luckily she had headgear. However as my head turned south, I contemplated eating some Kangaroo deep fried balls and drinking Cider.
That was the last straw house on fire, good work on dousing my flames. I congratulated the devil on completing his final jigsaw before me. The weird growth that chaos_ had growing on her right side buttock, seems to be alive, and moving. I think it has evil properties because..it's Christmas! Rudolph suddenly mounted the nearest camel and took off his antlers and took them over to the place where Santa was writing his book about "how to make christmas pudding". He then said 'Ho Ho...oh my days! It's raining AGAIN!" He
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